Baby John
Synopsis:
Varun Dhawan is literally holding a gigantic metal pipe and smashing bad guys' skulls into a bloody pulp right inside a crowded rain-slicked dockyard while children are screaming and sirens are wailing.
Honestly, what is even happening in bollywood movies these days because this hyper-violent action flick literally came out of nowhere and shook up hindi films with its sheer unhinged loudness.
Let's back up a second because Baby John isn't just some regular flick, it stars Varun Dhawan as a rogue law enforcement guy who's trying to live a quiet life with his adorable daughter, played by Keerthy Suresh, but obviously his dark past catches up to him immediately.
Stuff happens and we get introduced to the main villain, and oh man, Jackie Shroff shows up playing this terrifying, long-haired psychopath who chews up the scenery and spits it right back out while wearing sunglasses indoors at night because he's that cool and evil.
There is this one background extra sitting at a roadside tea stall during a high-speed chase who is wearing the ugliest, neon-green knitted sweater you've ever laid eyes on, and I stared at that stupid sweater for a solid three minutes wondering why wardrobe approved it.
And then boom, Sanya Malhotra and Wamiqa Gabbi show up with heavy artillery and start blowing up entire warehouses like it's nobody's business, while Upendra Limaye and Rajpal Naurang Yadav pop in for random supporting scenes that add so much chaotic flavor to the runtime.
Right when everyone's catching their breath, we hit the interval point and honestly, bollywood movies always love a good intermission cliffhanger where the hero gets stabbed in the stomach and left for dead in a burning truck.
During the second half, Manikandan K. enters the fray and suddenly there's a ridiculously placed item number where all the characters are dancing in synchronized neon paint even though the main villain just murdered half the local police force five minutes prior.
God, the pacing is just completely manic and jagged, shifting from deeply emotional father-daughter bonding moments where they share ice cream to brutal, bone-crunching fight choreography that makes you wince.
The whole plot rushes forward at breakneck speed and characters switch allegiances faster than you can blink, leading to the ultimate final showdown in an abandoned meatpacking factory where everyone is covered in mud and fake blood.
Varun Dhawan takes a rusted meat hook straight to the shoulder, screams to the heavens, gets a second wind fueled purely by pure rage and parental love, and then he picks up Jackie Shroff and launches him directly out of a third-story window onto a sharp iron fence.
The movie just cuts to black instantly with no resolution for the supporting cast as Varun walks away into the rain holding his bleeding arm.
Varun Dhawan's blue-tinted contact lenses in the first twenty minutes of Baby John are an active distraction, catching the studio lights at angles that make him look less like a hardened enforcer and more like a moderately troubled husky. It is a small thing, sure, but when a picture runs this long, every minor prosthetic choice starts to feel like a personal insult to your stamina. If I'm honest, the whole opening sequence plays like a greatest-hits reel from Atlee's previous Tamil blockbusters, chopped up and re-seeded into a Mumbai soundstage with just enough polish to make you wonder where the budget went. You sit there waiting for the narrative gears to catch, watching extras sprint across burning docks while the score blares brass stabs that seem designed to keep the afternoon matinee crowd awake through their samosas.
Direction duties fall to Kalees, who handles the hyper-kinetic fight choreography with the sort of blunt-force enthusiasm you usually find in late-night television commercials for local auto-repair shops. He has a habit of cutting away from impacts just a fraction too early, robbing the punches of their weight, which becomes glaringly obvious whenever Manikandan K. or Upendra Limaye are on screen trying to sell the gritty reality of a dockside shakedown. Those two character actors are doing heavy lifting that the script barely acknowledges, anchoring the sprawling narrative chaos with gravelly line deliveries that suggest they wandered in from a much better Marathi crime drama. The screenplay itself feels constructed from leftover scraps of every revenge thriller produced over the last decade, stitched together with clumsy voiceover exposition that explains motivations the actors are already conveying quite adequately through their scowls. It lacks the propulsive momentum of Theri, the film it is pulling from, substituting genuine suspense with endless slow-motion reaction shots of Jackie Shroff looking menacingly through cigar smoke.
Then there is the supporting female cast, which fares strangely across the board without ever finding a cohesive rhythm within the madness. Wamiqa Gabbi gets saddled with some of the film's most melodramatic emotional beats, crying on cue against rain-slicked windshields while the soundtrack swells into a deafening wall of digital strings. Keerthy Suresh pops up in flashback sequences that seem edited by someone working without a script, her scenes bleeding into the main narrative with jarring abruptness that leaves whole chunks of character motivation hanging out to dry in the humid air. Sanya Malhotra cuts through this synthetic fog whenever she gets a chance, bringing a grounded, prickly energy to scenes that would otherwise collapse under their own weight. She plays her role with a casual authority that makes you wish the camera would just stay on her face instead of cutting back to Dhawan's brooding stares. It is a strange sort of whiplash, watching actors of genuine talent strain against dialogue that sounds like it was translated from three different languages by an exhausted intern.
Rajpal Naurang Yadav turns up somewhere in the middle tier of the runtime to provide comic relief that lands with the wet thud of a damp sponge, shouting his lines at a frequency that rattles the multiplex subwoofers. Nobody in the editing room apparently had the heart to trim his extended sequence in the police precinct, a wandering interlude that stops the plot dead in its tracks just as the central conflict is supposed to be heating up. Bollywood movies have struggled with this specific brand of tonal schizophrenia for years, wedging slapstick sidekicks into grim tales of familial slaughter without the slightest bit of narrative grace. The cinematography oscillates wildly between sun-drenched pastoral flashbacks that look like detergent commercials and muddy, neon-drenched alleyways where every fistfight takes place in the pouring rain. It is glossy, sure, but it is a hollow sort of gloss that hides the complete absence of a distinct visual perspective behind a curtain of aggressive digital color-grading.
Hindi films of this scale often mistake sheer volume for emotional resonance, blasting the audience with percussion tracks until the popcorn bucket literally vibrates against your knee. The songs arrive with the predictability of a morning alarm, halting the momentum just as characters are running for their lives so they can dance on a synthetic beach with fifty backing dancers in matching windbreakers. You can feel the studio executives hovering over the editing suite, terrified that five consecutive minutes of plot progression might cause the front row to check their phones. Yet amidst this corporate machinery, small human moments manage to slip through the cracks, mostly driven by Limaye's weathered face and Malhotra's sharp comic timing. They deserve a better vehicle than this over-budgeted exercise in nostalgia baiting, something that doesn't rely on inherited goodwill from southern remakes to justify its existence on the marquee.
As the final confrontation drags on through twenty minutes of collapsing scaffolding and screaming villains, you realize the picture has completely run out of narrative gas long before the credits roll. There is no thematic ambition here beyond the basic mechanics of retribution, no hidden layers to unpack, just a series of loud noises and flying debris meant to fill two and a half hours of your afternoon. You walk out into the harsh sunlight of the parking lot with a dull headache and a distinct memory of those blue contact lenses, wondering why millions of dollars keep getting poured into cinematic puzzles where the pieces don't actually fit together.