Saaho
Synopsis:
God, let's just back up a second because this whole massive action extravaganza starts in the fictional crime-infested metropolis of Waaji City where a powerful crime lord named Roy gets killed in a mysterious car crash, and wait, the CGI in that car crash looks like it cost about twelve dollars, but whatever, his son Roy Jr takes over the empire.
Roy Jr is played by Prabhas too, because we need double the Prabhas, and he's got this super suspicious black box that holds the code to open a massive vault containing two lakh crores of rupees in stolen loot, and every single criminal syndicate in the underworld wants it badly.
Enter the police.
Shraddha Kapoor shows up playing undercover cop Amritha Nair, and she's wearing these oversized blazers and carrying a gun while trying to look super serious, but she keeps getting completely outshined by the sheer amount of slow-motion hair flips happening around her.
She meets Prabhas's character, who is introduced as an undercover police officer named Ashok, and they have this weird chemistry where they're investigating a series of high-profile thefts committed by a guy wearing a creepy mask who leaves calling cards written in UV ink or something equally ridiculous.
And then out of nowhere, right in the middle of a tense investigation about stolen money and dead mobsters, we get this random romantic song and dance number on a beach where Shraddha is wearing a neon outfit and Prabhas is just standing there looking mildly annoyed by the choreography.
Classic bollywood movies love putting a cheerful melody right after a grim murder scene, and hindi films really don't care about emotional whiplash at all.
Stuff happens.
Jackie Shroff is lurking around in the background as a shady guy named Ramకాంత్ or something similar, and he has this one extra in a bright yellow neon sweater who just stands behind him in three completely different scenes nodding aggressively without ever blinking once, and honestly, that sweater is the real star of this entire production.
We charge straight toward the interval point where the black box gets stolen in a massive heist during a torrential downpour, and half the main cast pulls out rocket launchers on a rooftop while explosions rip through concrete pillars like they're made of paper mache.
Right after the interval, the plot twists so hard you'll actually pull a muscle in your neck because it turns out Ashok isn't actually an honest cop at all, but he's really Saaho, the ultimate criminal mastermind who orchestrated the whole thing to take down the Waaji empire from the inside out.
Or wait, is he?
There's an identical twin plot twist thrown in because this is modern commercial cinema, and apparently no script is complete without a secret brother popping up to confuse the audience right when things are starting to make a tiny bit of sense.
Neil Nitin Mukesh is there too, wearing three-piece suits and whispering his lines like he's trying to win a competition for most brooding villain, until he gets betrayed and shot in some underground bunker filled with blue neon lights.
The villains start turning on each other in a series of double-crosses that involve briefcases full of fake money, helicopters crashing into skyscrapers, and people jumping out of airplanes without parachutes and somehow surviving by grabbing onto passing cargo nets.
Shraddha finds out the truth and tries to arrest Prabhas, but she's mostly just confused, constantly running through hallways while holding her pistol sideways.
The final thirty minutes is just one giant CGI wasteland where a massive floating fortress in the desert gets destroyed by remote-controlled drones and heavy artillery fire while Prabhas stands on top of a speeding truck firing a heavy-caliber rifle directly into the lens of the camera.
The main villain Kalki gets exposed, everyone shoots at each other in a giant white control room, and the black box finally opens to reveal a cheesy holographic message.
Prabhas walks away into the sunset wearing aviators while a massive explosion blooms behind him in slow motion without him even bothering to look back.
Prabhas drops his voice down into that low, flat register right at the start of Saaho and you immediately start wondering how long the session was to dub all this in Hindi. It is a small thing to fixate on during a three-hour action behemoth, but the vocal detachment sets a weird tone for everything that follows. Between the Baahubali phenomenon and this messy gargantuan cop-and-robber saga, the actor was handed a blank check by producers who clearly confused global box office clout with an immediate mandate to explode as much CG property as physically possible. Director Sujeeth, barely out of his twenties when he took the reins, was given enough money to fund a mid-sized European country and promptly spent half of it on slow-motion shots of dust settling over expensive gravel. People walk away from vehicle wrecks in this movie as if they are exiting a corner grocery store after buying milk, entirely unbothered by the fact that twelve SUVs just crumpled into a single flaming mass two feet behind their left shoulder. The scale is monumental while the actual spatial logic of any given shootout remains aggressively confused, leaving the viewer to just guess who is shooting at whom and whether the guy who just fell off a twenty-story building was an undercover cop or just a guy who happened to be standing near a window.
The screenplay behaves less like a functional blueprint for a narrative and more like a series of expensive rooms that someone wanted to build just so they could blow them up later. Waimes City, the fictional metropolis where most of the carnage unfolds, looks like a blender took Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and a concrete manufacturing plant in eastern Europe and hit high puree. Characters swap loyalties with the casual indifference of someone changing the radio station in a rented sedan, shouting plot twists at each other over the deafening roar of automatic weapons fire. You have syndicate bosses sitting around mahogany tables discussing stolen black boxes and rival factions, but everyone speaks in cryptic aphorisms that sound like they were scraped off the back of a gym locker. Shraddha Kapoor wanders through this testosterone-fueled wasteland as an investigating officer who exists primarily to look confused whenever Prabhas does something physically impossible, which is roughly every seven minutes. It is strange to watch a performer who usually carries a certain natural charm get so thoroughly flattened by a production design that treats actors like moving coat racks meant to hold designer sunglasses and leather jackets. Jackie Shroff shows up for a few scenes to chew on a cigar and growl about succession plans, lending the proceedings a brief flash of old-school authority before he gets shoved offscreen for another ten-minute sequence of motorbikes flipping through the air in absolute silence.
Every single dialogue scene is lit with that hyper-polished, color-graded sheen that makes even a damp basement look like a perfume commercial shot on location in Milan. Madhie’s cinematography loves a good drone shot, swooping down over skyscrapers and harbors with a relentless energy that quickly stops feeling cinematic and starts feeling like you are trapped inside an aggressively edited tech demo for a new camera lens. Ghibran and a rotation of other composers toss various pounding electronic tracks and screeching guitar riffs at the screen, hoping that sheer decibel count will trick you into feeling a pulse during scenes where two people stand across a warehouse floor staring at each other with intense dissatisfaction. The editing by A. Sreekar Prasad must have been an absolute nightmare because the film lurches between breakneck chases and endless stretches of exposition where characters explain who betrayed whom six years ago in flashback sequences that look like they were filmed through a dirty fish tank. There is a specific musical number dropped right in the middle of an ongoing hostage crisis that had me checking my watch to confirm how much time was left in the calendar year, a baffling editorial choice that drains every ounce of momentum the movie managed to scrape together during the preceding twenty minutes.
The underlying themes of the picture drift somewhere between a standard-issue revenge thriller and a hollow corporate merger, though it is hard to care about generational trauma when a character is currently dual-wielding gold-plated assault rifles while leaping off a collapsing bridge. Prabhas plays Ashok, or is he Saaho, or does it actually matter when his entire emotional range consists of either narrowing his eyes behind Ray-Bans or offering a faint, condescending smirk just before a grenade goes off. Hindi movies have often struggled to balance grounded police procedurals with the hyper-realized superheroics of southern blockbusters, and this project simply takes that structural friction and cranks the amplifier until the speakers catch fire. Nobody in this world has a normal job or a normal apartment or a normal conversation about what to have for dinner, because regular human behavior would ruin the pristine aesthetic of a universe where every single person on screen looks like they just stepped out of a high-end fashion magazine right before getting shot by a sniper. If I'm honest, the sheer relentless weight of the art direction eventually becomes exhausting, a glittering wall of noise that refuses to let a single moment breathe or feel messy or human.
You can see the shadows of better genre exercises like Dhoom lingering in the margins of these action sequences, but those older films at least understood the value of a clean, legible chase where you could tell which car was winning. Here, the geography of a room changes depending on which angle the camera happens to be pointing at, turning every fight into a kaleidoscopic blur of flying glass and CGI rubble that ultimately dissolves into pure visual static. The supporting cast is packed with reliable character actors from various industries who are given nothing to do except shout generic warnings or die in visually elaborate ways during the second-act raid on the villain's desert compound. It is a loud, messy, structurally incoherent object that demands your complete submission to its relentless pacing while offering almost no narrative payoff for the mental gymnastics required to follow the double-crosses. The ending arrives with a final twist that tries to reframe the preceding two and a half hours as a grand masterstroke of deception, but by that point, you have seen so many people come back from the dead and so many buildings turn to dust that the revelation lands with a dull, hollow thud.