Rajma Chawal
Synopsis:
Rishi Kapoor is smashing a brand new smartphone right against the concrete wall of a dusty Delhi balcony and screaming at the top of his lungs in pure, unadulterated Punjabi-infused rage while his son just stands there looking completely bewildered. Rajma Chawal is basically a chaotic modern look at the generation gap in old Delhi where everything revolves around social media, but before we even get to that smartphone-smashing madness, we gotta talk about how Raj Mathur is a widowed, incredibly traditional, suffocatingly overprotective dad who just moved back to Chandni Chowk from London and he misses his late wife so much that it hurts, but he refuses to understand that his teenage son Kabir, played by Aparshakti Khurana, doesn't want to live a life dictated by old-school rules and he definitely doesn't want to eat endless bowls of comfort food when he's secretly trying to process the trauma of his mom's death and his dad's suffocating affection.
Kabir is completely miserable because his dad treats him like an actual toddler and doesn't know how to talk to him without bringing up their family recipes or complaining about modern youth culture, so Kabir literally runs away from home to hang out with his skater friends and escape the constant nagging. Raj is freaking out because he's a total technophobe who barely understands how the internet works, but he desperately wants to bridge this massive emotional chasm, and then a millennial friend suggests he make a secret Facebook account to spy on Kabir and reconnect with him under a fake persona. Raj actually creates a profile using the name Tara, stealing pictures of a random pretty girl, and he starts sliding into his own son's DMs just to pretend to be a cool young woman who shares his love for skateboarding and modern angst.
Stuff gets wildly uncomfortable fast because Raj is sitting in his room at night typing out slang terms he learned from YouTube while sweating profusely and pretending to be a Gen-Z girl, and Kabir totally falls for it and starts pouring his heart out to this fake profile, venting about how much he hates his dad. Honestly, the sheer cringe of a middle-aged widower roleplaying as a young chic just to talk to his runaway kid is peak bollywood drama, and let's take a quick second to obsess over this one background extra who walks past Kabir's skate spot in three separate scenes wearing the most aggressively lime-green turtleneck sweater you've ever laid eyes on, like seriously, who approved that costume because it burns retinas and distracts from the actual plot.
The movie hits that mandatory interval block right when Kabir decides he's finally ready to meet this mysterious Tara in person, and Raj is having an absolute panic attack in his kitchen because he has no earthly idea how to stop this freight train of his own making without completely destroying whatever fragile trust is left between them. They throw in a random song and dance number right here that interrupts the rising tension completely, featuring backup dancers holding oversized smartphones while Rishi Kapoor awkwardly tries to bust some modern street moves in the middle of a crowded Delhi marketplace.
Kabir shows up to the meetup spot waiting for Tara, and instead of a cool skater girl, the real girl whose photos Raj stole shows up, and her name is Seher, played by Amyra Dastur, and she is rightfully furious that some creep has been using her identity to catfish local teenagers. Seher is dealing with her own messy life and she's not about to let this slide, so she tracks down the actual person behind the fake account, which leads her straight to Raj, and instead of calling the cops immediately, she decides to play along with the chaos to teach both the overbearing father and the clueless son a massive lesson about honesty.
Kabir finds out that his dad was the one catfishing him all along, which brings us right back to that opening scene where he's yelling and Raj is destroying phones in a fit of absolute paternal guilt and desperation. Bollywood movies about fathers and sons always get super emotional in the third act, and this one is no exception because Kabir packs his bags for real and leaves the house, forcing Raj to realize that all his desperate meddling only pushed his kid further away into the cold Delhi night.
Look, the emotional breakdown hits hard when Raj finally admits to his community and himself that he was just terrified of losing his only remaining family connection after his wife passed away, and he stumbles through the crowded streets looking for his kid. Kabir is sitting alone on a curb near the Yamuna river skipping stones and crying quietly, and Raj walks up slowly, sits right down in the dirt next to him without saying a single word, and hands him a packed tiffin box containing home-cooked comfort food. Kabir looks at the food, looks at his dad, takes a long breath, accepts the container, and leans his head on his father's shoulder as the camera pans up to the Delhi skyline.
There is a specific kind of digital panic that arrives the moment a parent learns how to use Facebook Messenger, and Rajma Chawal begins right in that suffocating space. Rishi Kapoor plays a grieving, wildly out-of-touch father who decides that stalking his estranged son through a fake profile is the best way to bridge a continent-wide chasm, and if I am honest, that premise sounds like the kind of high-concept disaster that usually gets buried on a streaming platform on a quiet Friday. Chandni Chowk has never looked quite this much like an Instagram filter, bathed in saturated oranges and blues that try desperately to mask the digital grain of a hurried shoot. Director Leena Yadav, working with a screenplay that feels like it was punched out on a phone during a bumpy cab ride, attempts to wrangle the generational friction of modern Delhi into something resembling a comedy. She does not always succeed, but the sheer velocity of the miscalculations keeps the engine sputtering forward even when the suspension is entirely shot. It is a messy affair, trading in broad caricatures of teenage rebellion while simultaneously trying to construct a tender monument to paternal loneliness.
Rishi Kapoor grunts, huffs, and hurls himself into the role of Raj Mathur with a ferocious, slightly exhausting energy that recalls his sharper work in Kapoor and Sons, though here the material rarely meets him halfway. He plays a man who refuses to understand that the internet is not just an angry letter you send through a wire. When he attempts to flirt with his own son online under the guise of a millennial woman named Tara, the movie flirts dangerously with cringe territory before pulling back into safer, sweeter waters. He navigates the physical space of his chaotic old-Delhi home with the weariness of a guy who has spent forty years eating the same dal and yelling at the same electricity board, grounding the high-concept digital nonsense in the heavy, sweat-stained reality of the walled city. Across from him, Anirudh Tanwar plays the son, Kabir, with a frustratingly muted flatness that makes you wonder if he left his character definition in the dressing room. He mopes around Berlin rooftops and dingy cafes with the exact same expression of mild annoyance, whether he is dodging his dad's fraudulent friend requests or trying to find his footing as an artist. There is a supporting turn from Aparshakti Khurana that mostly consists of delivering sarcastic one-liners while leaning against motorbikes, and while it adds some necessary snap to the proceedings, it is a small thing but it bugged me that his wig looks like it was borrowed from a high school production of Grease.
Amyra Dastur enters the frame as Seher, the real-world cipher who embodies the hyper-connected, effortlessly cool youth that Kabir supposedly belongs to, yet her character is written with all the depth of a Pinterest board. She has to spout dialogue about finding oneself through photography and street food while wearing an assortment of thrift-store jackets that cost more than a month of rent in the neighborhood they are shooting in, and she manages to make the lines sound almost human through sheer force of charisma. The cinematography by Himman Dhamija embraces the sensory overload of Old Delhi, tracking through tangled overhead wires and narrow alleys crowded with scooters and stray dogs, but the color grading shifts so drastically between interior and exterior shots that you can practically see the editing suite wrestling with the footage. Halfway through, a recurring acoustic indie-pop track kicks in during every single moment of romantic introspection, and after the fourth time it loops over a montage of people staring at glowing rectangular screens, you begin to pray for absolute silence. Hindi movies have long struggled with how to depict the internet without looking like a middle-aged executive trying to explain a meme, and this film falls squarely into that same embarrassing trap, confusing Wi-Fi router lights with emotional illumination.
Yet the film stumbles into moments of genuine grace whenever it abandons the plot mechanics of the catfish scam and simply watches these people yell at each other across dinner tables. The food looks incredible, greasy and steaming in brass bowls that have seen generations of family squabbles, anchoring the digital anxiety in a very tangible, corporeal mess. Bollywood movies often treat tradition and modernity as a perpetual boxing match where one side has to get knocked out, but here the edges blur in messy ways. Fathers don't suddenly become woke tech-literate liberals, and sons don't magically forgive decades of emotional neglect just because a Facebook message gets a laughing emoji. The narrative wanders into cul-de-sacs about grief, patriarchy, and the claustrophobia of familial expectations without ever pausing to deliver a neat sermon. There are scenes where Kapoor's face hardens into a mask of pure, unadulterated sorrow that remind you why he remained a vital screen presence long after his romantic-lead days had expired. He does not play Raj as a lovable curmudgeon; he plays him as a desperate, lonely man who is genuinely dangerous to his own child's happiness, and that lack of sentimentality saves the character from sinking into pure caricature.
The pacing collapses in the final third as the digital deception inevitably unravels, forcing characters to sprint through alleyways and deliver expositional confessions that sound like they were translated from a different language entirely. It is loud, it is occasionally incoherent, and it refuses to offer the comforting closure that usually cushions these culture-clash stories. The sound design drops out completely during a confrontation on a crowded railway overpass, leaving only the sound of heavy breathing and distant traffic, and for about thirty seconds, the movie feels like something entirely different—something urgent and bruising and true. Then a scooter honks, the indie guitar plucks start up again, and the illusion shatters against the reality of a script that just wants to get everyone home in time for dinner. It is not a complete disaster, but it leaves you wishing the filmmakers had trusted their actors half as much as they trusted their screenwriters to invent new ways for families to misunderstand one another.