Ishqiya
Synopsis:
Halfway through Ishqiya, Babban is standing out in the dusty, sweltering courtyard of a rundown country house wearing this totally ridiculous striped button-down shirt that looks like it's missing a button near the collar, and he’s sweating profusely while trying to casually strum a beat-up acoustic guitar and flirt with Krishna, completely ignoring the fact that his uncle Khalujaan is inside looking totally miserable and paranoid about getting caught. But to understand why these two guys are even hiding out in this random rural village in the first place, you have to look at how this started, which was basically them running away from their own gang after botching a job for a terrifying local criminal boss named Mushtaq, who doesn't take kindly to people stealing from him.
So then they figure the safest place to lay low is with Vidyadhar Verma, their old associate who supposedly skipped town with a bunch of cash, but when they get there they find out Vidyadhar is apparently dead, leaving behind his fierce, grieving young widow Krishna, played brilliantly by Vidya Balan, who isn't crying in a corner at all but is instead staring them down with this heavy, intense look that immediately makes both men forget about hiding and start fighting for her attention like a couple of schoolboys. Khalujaan, played by Naseeruddin Shah, is the older uncle who tries to act all poetic and refined, reciting couplets and wearing these soft Kurtas, and he falls head over heels for her right away, while Babban, brought to life by Arshad Warsi with this twitchy, aggressive, yet deeply vulnerable energy, is just instantly drawn to her raw magnetism and they basically become rivals living under the same roof.
The funny thing is that Vidyadhar isn't actually dead and he's just hiding out because he faked his own demise to escape the cops and his criminal buddies, which we find out in this wild sequence involving a burning shed and a lot of shouting. Anyway, things get ridiculously complicated because Krishna isn't just some helpless widow sitting around waiting to be rescued, and she's actually manipulating both men to help her get rid of her abusive, awful husband who suddenly shows up demanding money, and she pulls off this whole scheme where Babban and Khalujaan are running errands and trying to protect her while completely falling under her spell.
Right after that, the local police inspector shows up asking annoying questions about the missing boss's money, and there's this hilarious bit where Babban has to hide behind a door while wearing a bright yellow towel that keeps slipping down his waist. That’s just how things go. It's messy.
The movie stands out because it's totally different from the usual slick, glamorous stuff you see in mainstream bollywood movies, leaning instead into grit and dirt and rural sweat. You don't get pristine sound stages here. It’s gritty.
Mushtaq eventually tracks them down to the village because criminals always find you in these stories, and he brings along his cronies including a terrifying character played by Adil Hussain, setting up a brutal standoff where guns are drawn, threats are shouted, and nobody knows who’s going to make it out alive. Mushtaq grabs Krishna and ties her up to pressure the two fugitives into handing over the hidden cash, but Krishna manages to slip out of her ropes during a chaotic distraction and grabs a rifle.
She doesn't hesitate.
Babban and Khalujaan manage to grab their bags in the middle of the gunfight and sprint toward a waiting jeep, and as the dust settles over the bloody courtyard, Krishna stands on the porch watching them drive off into the horizon.
Vidya Balan clearing her throat on that first porch step sounds less like an acting choice and more like someone actually trying to dislodge dust from a UP morning, and if I'm honest, that little rasp is the exact reason the whole thing works. Hindi cinema spends half its budget trying to make rural life look like an oil painting or a tragedy documentary, but Abhishek Chaubey just lets the air be thick and greasy. Two petty criminals on the run wind up in a brick-red courtyard where the tea is always lukewarm and the guns have this terrible habit of misfiring when you need them most. Khalujaan and Babban are hiding out after a botched job for their late boss, and they find themselves stuck with Krishna, a widow whose husband vanished into thin air just like half the property titles in the district. It is messy from the jump.
Chaubey handles the screenplay with a kind of reckless confidence that usually belongs to people who have nothing to lose, bouncing between dark comedy and sweaty rural noir without ever checking the map to see if the tone is holding steady. Most Bollywood movies get terrified the second things stop being respectable, but this one leans into the humidity and the body odor of desperation. The framing keeps people trapped in doorways and low-ceilinged rooms where every shadow looks like it is hiding a grudge or a rusted cleaver. Vishal Bhardwaj produced it and wrote the songs, and you can feel his fingerprints all over the way the dialogue sounds like poetry written by someone who has been drinking country liquor behind a grain silo. The editing occasionally lingers three beats too long on Naseeruddin Shah blinking against the glare, which is a small thing but it bugged me every single time. It pulls you right out of the grit.
Naseeruddin Shah plays Khalujaan with his eyes mostly pointed at the dirt, carrying sixty years of bad decisions in the way his shoulders slope inward when he sits on a charpoi. He has this way of looking at a younger woman that is pathetic and dangerous at the exact same time, somewhere between an uncle you avoid at weddings and a wolf who forgot how to run. Then Arshad Warsi comes bouncing in as Babban, talking too fast and sweating through his synthetic shirts, treating every terrifying local gangster like he is an extra in a bad stage play he didn't rehearse for. They are not a duo so much as two separate disasters that happened to collide under the same tin roof. When they argue over Krishna's cooking, the hostility has this strange, domestic weight to it, like an old married couple who forgot why they started fighting thirty years ago.
Vidya Balan anchors the entire hurricane with a performance that makes most standard heroines look like cardboard cutouts left out in the rain. She plays Krishna with a terrifying stillness that suggests she could poison your tea while asking about your mother and never blink once. You never quite know if she is running a long con or if she is just a lonely woman drowning in a house full of dead men's clothes. Adil Hussain shows up later and brings a heavy, bruising energy to the screen, though one of his henchmen is clearly dubbed by a guy who recorded his lines in an air-conditioned room in Bandra with zero regard for room tone. That kind of cheap post-production laziness always smells like a hurried deadline, even in a picture this carefully textured. Still, when Balan looks at Warsi across a smoky kitchen, you forget about the ADR issues entirely because the air between them feels genuinely hot to the touch.
The soundtrack does heavy lifting without turning into a standard music video break every twenty minutes, weaving folk instruments and heavy percussion into the background until the noise of the village becomes a character in its own right. Cinematographer Mohana Krishnan shoots the sugarcane fields like they are hiding twenty different bodies, all of them rotting under the stalks. There is no glossy lighting here, just the harsh, yellow afternoon glare that makes everybody look ten years older and meaner than they actually are. It reminds me of Anurag Kashyap’s early work before the budgets got too clean and the violence started looking like choreography. The violence in this story is clumsy and accidental, usually involving a heavy blunt object and a lot of cursing in the dust.
What saves the picture from being just another exercise in rural cynicism is the way it treats desire not as a romantic ideal but as an itch that won't go away no matter how many cold baths you take. Everyone is hungry for something they cannot have, whether it is money, youth, or just someone to talk to who isn't planning to rob them or shoot them in the back. Hindi movies have spent decades treating love as either a pure sacrifice or a cartoon joke, but here it is a transaction involving sweat, fear, and bad timing. The moral center of the narrative shifts around so much you get motion sickness trying to figure out who to root for by the time the credits roll. Babban is an idiot, Khalujaan is a hypocrite, and Krishna is playing chess while everyone else is swinging pipes in the dark. That makes for a bumpy ride, but it beats the alternative.
The ending doesn't offer any clean resolutions or moral lessons about crime not paying, because in this part of the world, crime pays just fine if you know which local politician to bribe and when to keep your mouth shut. The final scene leaves the three main players tangled up in an uneasy truce that could explode the second somebody drops a match. It’s an abrupt stop that feels like falling off a cliff in the dark, which is probably the only honest way to wrap up a story this dirty.