Kissebaaz
Synopsis:
Okay so let's back up because Kissebaaz starts out as this chaotic crime thriller set deep in the heartland of Uttar Pradesh where storytelling is apparently a lethal weapon and everyone's got some kind of hidden agenda.
Rahul Bagga plays this small-time guy named Ram Kumar who's trying to figure out his life and make some money while navigating a web of absolute weirdness involving local elections and murder plots.
He's running around dusty alleyways and hanging out with shady characters who talk in riddles and poetry because this is one of those gritty hindi movies where nobody just speaks normally and you've got Evelyn Sharma popping up in scenes that honestly feel like they were filmed for a completely different movie.
Let us just take a second to talk about this one random background extra in a yellow nylon track jacket who literally walks across the frame three different times during a tense interrogation scene holding a half-eaten samosa like it's the most important prop in all of bollywood history.
Stuff happens and people start getting bumped off left and right over a disputed land registry document and a cassette tape containing explosive audio confessions.
And then boom out of nowhere we smash cut to a wildly energetic dance number with neon lights and backup dancers shaking it in a muddy village square that completely derails the entire investigative momentum just so the hero can fall in love for five minutes.
Right after that jarring musical break hits us square in the face we slam right into the interval point where Pankaj Tripathi's character drops this insanely menacing line about how words can kill a man faster than a bullet and then the screen just goes black.
Ram finds out his best friend has been brutally betrayed by the very political bosses he trusted and then he instantly decides to launch a massive underground audio crusade to expose every single corrupt official in the district.
All these complicated subplots involving police corruption and ancient blood feuds collide in this messy, loud climax where everyone's double-crossing everyone else in an abandoned brick kiln.
Pankaj Tripathi corners the main villain in the dusty courtyard of the old radio station, points a rusty revolver at his chest, pulls the trigger, and walks away into the sunset as police sirens wail in the distance.
Pankaj Tripathi pronounces a certain Hindi syllable in this movie with an extra half-second of nasal drag that makes you wonder if he found the script in a drawer five minutes before the cameras rolled and decided to just invent a guy on the spot. It is a small quirk, maybe too small to hang an entire review on, but it sticks in the head long after the plot details have dissolved into grey mush. There is something exhausting about watching actors of genuine weight struggle against material that treats regional crime like a Mad Libs page left behind by Anurag Kashyap. You sit in the dark and wait for the momentum to arrive, but the gears just grind against each other, throwing off sparks of exposition that don't illuminate anything beyond the dust in the room.
Director Anant Narayan Mahadevan has made things that worked, things that possessed actual breath and rhythm, but here the staging feels like a first draft that everyone simply agreed to shoot because the locations were already booked. Scenes begin five seconds too early and end three seconds too late, trapping actors in awkward transitional spaces where they have to stand around looking menacing or thoughtful while the lighting department finishes adjusting a fill card. The screenplay by Sanjay Kumar tries very hard to build a dense web of local politics and literary yarn-spinning in Varanasi, but it mistakes density for velocity. Characters talk constantly, explaining motivations that should be obvious from a twitch of the jaw or a glance at the floor, yet the narrative still manages to lose its way in the narrow lanes of its own plotting. It's a bit of a mess, if I'm being honest, pulling in ideas about ghostwriting and petty vengeance that never quite snap together into an actual shape.
Tripathi plays Chuttan Shukla, a man who fancies himself a creator of destinies through the proxy of other people's violent impulses, and he plays him with the casual authority of an actor who knows he is the only reason half the audience bought a ticket. He doesn't stretch here, not really; we have seen this precise variant of the weary, poetic gangster in half a dozen other Hindi films since Gangs of Wasseypur made it a viable career path, but he still manages to locate strange pockets of humor inside lines that read like they were generated by a broken machine. Rahul Bagga, as the conflicted writer caught in the machinery, has to carry the heavy lifting of moral confusion while wearing clothes that look entirely too clean for a man living on the margins of literary desperation. Evelyn Sharma shows up, too, functioning mostly as a reminder that Bollywood still doesn't quite know what to do with performers who arrive from outside the traditional circuit, stranding her in scenes where she has to look perplexed by local dialects.
The cinematography by Amalendu Choudhury oscillates wildly between tourist-board glossy and muddy DV realism, sometimes within the same conversation between two people sitting on opposite sides of a chai stall. There are drone shots of the ghats that feel tacked on simply to remind everyone where the budget was spent, followed immediately by tight interior framing that cuts off the actors' foreheads every time they lean forward to make a dramatic point. Then there's the sound design, which commits the cardinal sin of making every footstep on stone sound like a thunderclap while dialogue recorded in post-production floats uncomfortably over the actors' shoulders like an uninvited ghost. A recurring violin sting pops up whenever Tripathi delivers a maxim about human nature, and after the fourth time it hits, you start praying for complete silence.
Underneath the noir-lite posturing, the film wants to say something about the transactional nature of art and violence in small-town India, how stories are bought and sold just like grain or gravel. This is familiar territory, perhaps too familiar, lacking the specific observational grit that made Vishal Bhardwaj's adaptations of Shakespearean betrayal bite so hard into the cultural fabric. The script gestures toward the commodification of local color, but it keeps stepping back from its own cynicism to offer pat resolutions that satisfy nobody, neither the people who want a mindless thriller nor the ones looking for social commentary with teeth. You can feel the bones of a sharper satire about ghostwriters and credit-stealing hacks rattling around inside the structure, but the budget and the ambition ran out before anyone could dig them out.
By the time the third act spirals into predictable confrontations involving pistols and old grudges, the movie has entirely abandoned the idiosyncratic flavor that justified its first half-hour. The supporting players start shouting their dialogue with that frantic, vein-bulging urgency that usually signals the director had no idea how to transition from conversation to chaos. It leaves you with a peculiar kind of fatigue, the sort that comes from watching talented people execute a mediocre blueprint with absolute sincerity. Tripathi remains watchable, leaning against a pillar or drawling a threat into a cheap mobile phone, but even his formidable gravity isn't enough to anchor a narrative that forgets its own name halfway through the second reel.