Double Ismart
Synopsis:
Honestly, let's just back up a bit because jumping straight into the absolute chaos doesn't even do it justice since this movie is a whole lot to take in, especially if you're comparing it to typical Hindi films or even other wild bollywood releases.
Our guy Ram plays iSmart Shankar, a petty criminal with zero chill who's got a penchant for shouting, fighting, and generally causing absolute mayhem everywhere he goes.
And then Sanjay Dutt shows up playing this terrifying, stone-faced mob boss named Big Bull who is literally dying of a brain tumor, and he's desperate to cheat death by transferring his memories into another living body.
Enter the science part, because why wouldn't there be mad science, and a rogue scientist decides that Shankar's brain is the absolute best vessel for Big Bull's consciousness.
Before you even know what's happening, Shankar gets shot, the memory chip gets shoved right into his head, and suddenly this loud-mouthed street thug starts hearing Sanjay Dutt's booming voice narrating his life choices.
It's honestly hilarious and completely ridiculous, and honestly, can we just talk about the background extra in the second scene who is wearing this violently orange knitted sweater that looks like it hasn't seen a washing machine since 1994 because I couldn't stop staring at it while major plot exposition was happening.
Anyway, Shankar has to deal with sharing his brain with a ruthless criminal mastermind while simultaneously trying to rescue his love interest Jahnvi, played by Kavya Thapar, who brings a lot of high-energy dancing and very bright outfits to the screen.
They're running around various international locations looking for answers, and out of nowhere, right in the middle of a super tense standoff where guns are drawn and lives are literally on the line, the movie just slams on the brakes for a loud, heavily choreographed song and dance number that makes you forget everyone was just about to shoot each other.
That brings us right up to the interval block, which leaves Shankar bleeding on a concrete floor with Big Bull's memories fully taking over his personality.
Stuff happens in the second half that gets even more bonkers, like surgery flashbacks, betrayal from people they trusted, and a ridiculous amount of slow-motion hair flips.
Big Bull's old gang tries to take over Shankar's body completely, but Shankar fights back using sheer stubbornness and a whole lot of punches.
Bollywood movies love a good redemption arc, and this one involves a ton of explosions, breaking glass, and Ram Pothineni ripping his shirt off to yell at the sky.
Big Bull's consciousness tries to purge Shankar's soul, but Shankar out-yells him in a mental showdown that takes place inside a CGI brainscape filled with floating neon memories.
Jahnvi runs in screaming his name, holding a random pipe she found in the debris, and she hits one of the final remaining henchmen right in the knees.
Shankar finally beats Big Bull's ghost out of his head for good, grabs a heavy iron chain, swings it in a massive circle to knock out the last twenty bad guys standing in the warehouse, and then he pulls Kavya Thapar into a messy, sweaty hug while the final credits blast loud techno music straight at your eardrums.
Ram Pothineni pronounces the word “mind” with a very specific, aggressive elongation that makes it sound like three syllables, and after hearing it twenty-four times in the first half hour, you start measuring time in those syllables rather than minutes. Puri Jagannadh is back to shouting at the audience through a loudspeaker made of celluloid, assuming that if the camera spins fast enough nobody will notice the plot was written on the back of an old laundry receipt. It is loud, it is deeply irritating in places, and yet there is an undeniable kinetic panic to the way the thing moves that keeps you from checking your watch until at least the interval.
We are dealing with a sequel to a film that nobody was demanding a continuation of, which usually means the creative tank was already dry before anyone even signed the contracts. The original iSmart Shankar worked because the trashy sci-fi premise of a dead cop's memory chip being crammed into the brain of a street thug had a certain goofy energy that hadn't quite curdled into self-parody yet. Here, that same gimmick is dragged out behind a pickup truck for two and a half hours, with memory transfer protocols that make less sense than a cartoon anvil falling from the sky. Puri’s direction relies heavily on slow-motion entries and characters shouting exposition at each other while neon lights blink pointlessly in the background. If I'm honest, the editing feels like it was done by someone who drank six espressos and then lost the scissors, cutting away from dialogue scenes just as they might have gotten interesting to shove in another unnecessary dance number that stops the narrative dead in its tracks.
Ram throws himself into the dual-personality chaos with a terrifying level of physical commitment that borders on public health concern. He sweats through his shirts, he yells every single line as though he is standing across a very wide parking lot from the person he is addressing, and he executes the choreography with joints that seem entirely disconnected from gravity. It's a performance that makes his work in something like Devadas look positively restrained by comparison. Across from him, Sanjay Dutt wanders through the frames looking like he won a contest to be in a Telugu movie and is currently trying to figure out where he left his car keys. His dialogue delivery is mostly dubbed by someone whose voice doesn't quite match his physical bulk, creating a weird disconnect every time he tries to look menacing while holding a grenade. Kavya Thapar gets the thankless job of standing around in increasingly impractical outfits to cheer for Ram, a role that requires nothing more than looking concerned when he gets kicked through a wall and looking ecstatic when he dances on top of a car.
The cinematography by Gianni Giannelli treats every single location like it's a perfume commercial shot in a damp warehouse, drowning the screen in teal and magenta filters until your eyes start to ache. Mani Sharma’s background score hits you right in the sternum with heavy brass and electronic drops that never let up, not even when two characters are having what is supposed to be a quiet emotional conversation in a hospital hallway. There's a recurring flute motif that drops in during the romantic scenes which sounds suspiciously like a Windows 98 startup sound slowed down, and once you hear it, you cannot unhear it for the rest of the runtime. The sound design is so aggressively loud that the popcorn in your lap actually vibrates during the action sequences, which might be an intentional immersive choice or simply a mixing desk left permanently in the red.
Underneath the surface-level noise and the endless parade of thugs getting kicked in the throat, the script tries to fumble its way around themes of identity and corrupted memory. The idea that a person's soul might reside in their muscle memory rather than their actual brain is genuinely fascinating for about four seconds before the movie loses interest and blows up a helicopter instead. Hindi films often try to import this kind of swagger-heavy anti-hero trope with varying degrees of success, but Puri treats morality like a minor inconvenience that can be solved by doing a front flip over a burning car. The women in the story exist entirely to be rescued, or to dance in a fountain, or to look at Ram with moist eyes while he monologues about how much he loves his motherland. It is aggressively retrogressive in a way that feels less like a conscious political choice and more like a total lack of curiosity about how the world outside this specific bubble might view these relationships.
There is a specific supporting actor playing a corrupt police commissioner who pronounces every single English loan word with the exact same inflection, and it drove me crazy by scene three. It's a small thing, but it bugged me more than the plot holes. Bollywood movies occasionally manage to ground this brand of hyper-masochistic nonsense in some semblance of character arc, but Double Ismart prefers to just double down on the volume whenever the logic starts to fray. By the time the third act rolls around, the memory transfer has gotten so convoluted that even the actors look like they are guessing which camera to look at. You leave the theater with a slight headache and the distinct impression that nobody involved in the production cared whether the story made sense as long as the bass was loud enough to rattle the floorboards.