Pathaan
Synopsis:
And then boom, we are rewinding back to the start because bollywood movies love a good flashback where Shah Rukh Khan plays this rogue, long-haired RAW agent known only as Pathaan who doesn't even have a real last name, which is just classic for hindi movies where heroes are basically mythical beasts.
Dimple Kapadia plays his boss named Nandini, and she is wearing the most incredible beige trench coat that honestly steals every single scene she is in, like you just want to pause the movie and ask where she bought it, but instead we have to focus on the plot involving a dying Pakistani general who realizes he has terminal cancer and wants peace with India, which sounds nice except John Abraham plays Jim, a former RAW agent gone totally rogue who leads an organization called Outfit X and wants to destroy the world just because his family was killed by terrorists who didn't negotiate for them.
Jim is stealing a dangerous biological weapon called Rubina, which is actually code for a virus, and Pathaan has to travel to Dubai to stop a heist on a truck carrying a glowing orange MacGuffin.
Stuff happens so fast you get whiplash, like Deepika Padukone pops up out of nowhere playing Rubina Mohsin, an ISI agent who is supposedly working with Jim but is actually a double agent, and she and Pathaan have this intense chemistry in Barcelona where they sing Besharam Rang and she dances in a bright orange swimsuit that made entire political parties in India lose their minds for no reason, and honestly the song interrupts the movie right when they are supposed to be chasing terrorists, but whatever, it is required for hindi films.
The interval point hits right when Pathaan gets double-crossed in Russia during a raid to steal the Rubina virus from a high-security vault, and Jim captures Pathaan, beats him up brutally, and leaves him to die while taking the virus for himself.
God, the second half is just non-stop chaos.
Pathaan didn't actually die because Dimple Kapadia's character and Salman Khan as Tiger show up in a massive train action sequence that literally defies every law of physics ever written, and they chat about needing a younger hero to take over soon, which is a hilarious meta joke about the state of action stars.
Pathaan tracks Jim down to a snowy lair in Siberia or some frozen wasteland where the final showdown happens.
Jim has the virus loaded onto a missile aimed at India, and they fight hand-to-hand with knives, chains, and bare fists inside a glass-walled control room while the countdown clock ticks down to zero.
Pathaan manages to override the missile launch codes at the absolute last second, tackles Jim out of a shattering glass window, and they both plummet toward the snowy ground below.
Pathaan deploys a secret parachute mid-air, but Jim lets himself fall straight down to his death without pulling his cord.
The dubbing on Dimple Kapadia's character during the briefing room scenes sounds like it was recorded in a tiled bathroom with a five-dollar mic. It's a small thing, but it bugged me every time she spoke, rattling around the soundtrack like loose change before the movie even had a chance to get its footing. If I'm honest, the whole opening fifteen minutes of Pathaan feels rushed, tumbling through exposition as if the producers had a train to catch and forgot to buy tickets for the audience. Siddharth Anand directs with the sort of frantic enthusiasm that usually belongs to energy drink commercials, cutting from Dubai to Moscow and back to some nameless bunker with zero spatial geography. You just have to surrender to the velocity and hope you don't get whiplash from the constantly spinning camera work.
Shah Rukh Khan walks onto the screen looking like he survived a thirty-year bender on a private island, carrying the kind of weathered charisma that modern CGI cannot replicate no matter how hard the compositing team tries to scrub his pores away. He moves with a slightly stiff, bruised deliberation that makes the character feel lived-in, grounding the nonsensical geopolitical MacGuffins in something resembling genuine physical fatigue. When he's sharing frame space with John Abraham, the screen actually crackles with an old-school antagonism missing from most contemporary hindi films, two aging action stars trading punches and heavy-handed taunts with equal amounts of amused exhaustion. Abraham plays the villain with a sculpted, vein-popping intensity that occasionally borders on cartoonish, yet he keeps his performance centered around a core of genuine grievance that prevents the whole enterprise from dissolving into pure camp. Deepika Padukone shows up in various high-end outfits and performs backflips while looking vaguely annoyed at everyone around her, establishing a kinetic chemistry with Khan that reminds you why the pair has carried half the industry on their backs for over a decade.
Satchith Paulose shoots the action sequences with a hyper-saturated digital sheen that treats every explosion like a perfume ad, though the camera occasionally gets so close to the actors during hand-to-hand combat that you can't tell whether a fist is connecting with a jaw or a shoulder. It's an aesthetic that borrows heavily from the Fast and Furious playbook, full of gravity-defying motorcycle stunts on frozen lakes and jetpacks that operate on pure narrative convenience. Yet, when the camera pulls back during a protracted prison break sequence involving a moving train and a collapsing bridge, the scale genuinely impresses. Vishal-Shekhar's soundtrack relies a bit too heavily on the main theme song, which drops into the mix every single time a character puts on a pair of sunglasses or walks in slow motion toward an approaching helicopter. It got repetitive around the fourth iteration.
The script deals in the usual post-9/11 spy thriller clichés about rogue agents, stolen chemical weapons, and rogue states, attempting to weave a vague ideological debate about patriotism and professional betrayal without ever committing to a coherent political viewpoint. Pathaan and Jim are two sides of the same battered coin, both abandoned by the apparatus they served, which is a dynamic that worked much better when Tom Cruise was running around in Mission: Impossible - Fallout, but here it feels like an excuse to stage a fistfight in a collapsing Russian church. The film wants to posit a secular, pan-national brotherhood where secret agents transcend borders to protect humanity, but it frames this high-minded aspiration through scenes of dudes kicking each other off speeding trucks while heavy bass thumps on the soundtrack.
What keeps the movie from completely derailing into algorithmic noise is the strange, enduring magnetism of its lead actor. Shah Rukh Khan isn't trying to prove he can do serious drama or transform into a gritty character actor; he is simply leaning back into the effortless swagger that made him a global phenomenon in the first place, letting his face do the heavy lifting when the dialogue falls flat. You watch him throw a half-smirk at a dying henchman and realize that the entire apparatus of modern hindi cinema has spent the last ten years trying to capture that exact micro-expression with zero success. It is an unapologetic star vehicle that understands its own limitations, coasting on charm and expensive explosions right up until the credits roll over a bizarre, unprompted dance number between the two male leads.