Ram Lakhan
Synopsis:
Gulshan Grover has this specific way of laughing with his back teeth that makes you want to throw a heavy paperback at the screen. Ram Lakhan is three hours of people sweating under heavily colored lights, but Grover stands out because he never stops chewing the scenery, even in scenes where he's just standing behind Amrish Puri holding a ledger that nobody is ever going to open. If I'm honest, the whole middle hour drags like a wet coat on a bus ride, but you stay because somebody is always about to scream dialogue at high volume while a brass section hits a C-minor chord behind them.
Subhash Ghai has directed louder pictures, sure, but this one relies on a sort of geometric staging where the actors are constantly walking in straight lines toward the camera before stopping abruptly to deliver a punchline or a threat. The screenplay by Sachin Bhowmick sets up this whole division of labor between two brothers who couldn't be more different if they were drawn by different animators, and it works because the contrast is so broad it almost achieves cartoon physics. Anil Kapoor plays the younger one as if he’s had six espressos too many, bouncing off doorframes and grinning like a terrier, whereas Jackie Shroff is so stoic he practically turns into a piece of mahogany furniture by the interval. They share a chemistry that feels less like fraternal bond and more like two guys who were forced to share a locker room in a high school that had asbestos problems.
Madhuri Dixit shows up and immediately makes the rest of the cast look like they're moving through molasses, especially during the song numbers where she finds beats in the percussion that the choreographers probably didn't even know were there. Her performance in Tezaab was a bit more grounded, but here she leans into the commercial melodrama with a kind of bright-eyed terror that keeps you watching even when the plot mechanics get creaky and obvious. Dimple Kapadia plays the suffering mother with a shawl that seems to change texture depending on how sad the scene is supposed to be, and Rakhee is somewhere in the background doing that thing where she looks off into the middle distance with tears pooling in her lower lashes without ever actually letting them fall. Paresh Rawal and Anu Kapoor turn up in various states of villainy or comic relief, sometimes both in the same scene, and Anupam Kher does his usual trick of playing a man twenty years older than himself by lowering his chin and speaking through his teeth.
Lakshmikant-Pyarelal's score hits you over the head with the same five notes every time someone remembers they're related, and after the fourth repetition of that flute motif during a flashback, I started counting ceiling fans in the print. The cinematography by Ashok Rao has this oily sheen that makes every indoor set look like it was sprayed with WD-40, creating a weirdly greasy atmosphere that actually fits the morality of the story quite well. When the police sirens start wailing in the background of a domestic dispute, the sound mix pushes them so far into the left channel that you keep turning your head to see if an ambulance is parked outside your own flat.
The whole enterprise operates on this curious logic where property disputes are treated with the gravity usually reserved for nuclear disarmament treaties. Hindi films of this vintage often have trouble figuring out what to do with the law once the heroes decide to take matters into their own hands, and this picture simply gives up on the judiciary around minute one hundred and forty and lets Anil Kapoor settle things with a steel pipe and a speech about family honor. It's an interesting window into how mainstream Hindi movies handled the transition from the socialist-leaning angst of the seventies to the glossy, middle-class greed of the late eighties, though you can tell the writers were mostly just interested in getting to the next fight scene.
Amrish Puri plays the primary antagonist with his eyebrows doing about eighty percent of the heavy lifting, glaring down at people from balconies like an owl with a grudge. It's a small thing, but it bugged me that his character's office has three different rotary phones on the desk when he's the only one who ever uses them. Dilip Tahil pops in as a sleazy lawyer who wears polyester suits that look flammable from twenty feet away, rounding out an ensemble cast where nobody is ever allowed to use an inside voice. You leave the theater with your ears ringing and your brain slightly scrambled by the sheer volume of orange lipstick and brass instruments.
The closing sequence goes on for about ten minutes past the point where every single conflict has already been resolved through sheer force of lung capacity. Characters who haven't spoken in an hour suddenly jog into the frame to deliver one final punchline or shed a tidy tear into the dust. It doesn't leave you with much to chew on once the lights come up, aside from a mild headache and a lingering suspicion that Anil Kapoor doesn't actually know how to walk normally without doing a little hop on every third step.