Lakeer
Synopsis:
Halfway through the movie Lakeer, Sunny Deol is standing right there in a dusty auto repair shop wearing this extremely specific, faded denim vest over a black t-shirt that honestly looked like it'd seen way too many trips through a broken washing machine, and he's just staring intensely at a wrench while some very dramatic synthesizer music blasts in the background. But to understand why he's staring at that wrench and why everything is so tense, you have to look at how this whole messy situation started, because the plot is a lot. It all kicks off with Sohail Khan playing this reckless young guy who's constantly getting into trouble and hanging out with the wrong crowd, and then Suniel Shetty shows up as his older brother Arjun who's trying to keep him on the straight and narrow, which is a dynamic we've all seen a million times before in standard bollywood movies where family honor is basically the only thing that matters. Anyway, Arjun is this local powerhouse who runs things and wants peace, but his little brother Karan is just pure chaos and he falls head over heels for this girl named Bindiya, and she's also caught up in this other complicated web involving a wealthy rival family. The funny thing is, John Abraham is also in this cast playing the villainous cousin Saawan, and he drives around in this ridiculous red sports car that looks completely out of place on the narrow streets where they shoot half the scenes. So then Karan gets framed for a crime he didn't do, and suddenly the whole town is up in arms and everyone's shouting at each other across courtyards. It gets loud.
Right after that whole mess with the false accusation, Arjun has to step in and try to fix everything before a full-scale turf war breaks out, and he goes to confront Saawan's dad, but that meeting goes south in about ten seconds flat because nobody in these hindi films ever just sits down and has a normal cup of tea to talk things out. They just start breaking chairs and yelling about respect. So then the violence escalates and poor Karan is running for his life through these narrow alleyways while Saawan chases him on a dirt bike, and honestly, the editing in this sequence is so chaotic that you can't even tell which direction they're heading half the time, but who cares because it's just pure entertainment. They really didn't hold back on the melodrama. Then Sunny Deol enters the picture as Sanju, this mysterious older guy who has a past with Arjun, and he basically becomes the ultimate wildcard because he doesn't answer to anyone and he just walks around with this permanent scowl on his face like he's regretting every life choice he ever made. He delivers this one line about friendship that comes completely out of nowhere and doesn't even make sense in context, but he says it with so much conviction that you just nod along anyway. That's just how he operates.
Things get even more tangled when Bindiya's father tries to force her into an arranged marriage with someone she hates, and Karan finds out about it and decides to storm the wedding venue with a pipe, which is a terrible strategy but completely on brand for him. The wedding gets completely wrecked. Cake flying everywhere, guests screaming, traditional decorations getting smashed to pieces by accident because everyone's running around like headless chickens. Suniel Shetty arrives right in the middle of this chaos to drag his brother out of there before the police show up, but Saawan is already waiting outside with a bunch of goons armed with iron rods, and that's when the big brawl finally kicks off. Punches are thrown, shirts get ripped, and people are getting tossed into piles of wooden crates with sound effects that sound like someone dropping a watermelon on a sidewalk. It's gloriously messy. Amidst all this yelling and punching, Sanju shows up out of nowhere driving a massive truck right through a brick wall to save the brothers, and he jumps out with a giant iron chain and starts taking out twenty guys at once without breaking a single sweat. Bollywood action at its finest. They manage to escape just in time, but everyone knows the war isn't over yet because Saawan is way too stubborn to let it go that easily.
So then there's this weirdly quiet stretch where everyone hides out in an abandoned brick kiln, and the characters actually take a moment to talk about their feelings and why they are the way they are, which feels super out of place after all that frantic action, but it gives the actors a chance to flex their dramatic muscles even if the dialogue is super cheesy. Karan apologizes to Arjun for being a screw-up, and Arjun just sighs and tells him that family is everything, and then Sanju looks off into the sunset and probably thinks about his own tragic backstory that we barely even get to see. The pacing totally grinds to a halt here, and you just sit there wondering when the final showdown is going to start because you know it's coming. The funny thing about these older hindi movies is that they love to throw in a random emotional song right before the climax just to stretch the runtime out, and Lakeer is no exception to that rule. Everyone sways in slow motion. Then the music abruptly cuts out, the sun goes down, and Saawan's crew surrounds the kiln with torches. Time to fight again.
The final showdown happens in the pitch dark inside a muddy courtyard, and everyone is covered in dirt and sweat while trading heavy blows, and Sunny Deol picks up a massive wooden beam and swings it like a baseball bat to clear out half the remaining henchmen in one fell swoop. Saawan and Arjun finally face off in the center of the mud pit, and they just wailing on each other until they're both too exhausted to even keep their hands up, and then Sanju has to step in to stop Saawan from cheap-shotting Arjun from behind. Sanju grabs Saawan by the collar, lifts him clean off the ground with one hand, and tosses him headfirst into a large wooden water trough.
Suniel Shetty wears a leather jacket in half of his scenes that looks like it smells permanently of clove cigarettes and station waiting rooms. It’s a small thing but it bugged me the whole time I was watching Lakeer, this persistent bit of wardrobe choice that tries to tell you the guy is an outsider before he even opens his mouth. Hindi films from that mid-period of the early two-thousands often relied on outerwear to do the heavy lifting of characterization when the script was busy elsewhere. Ahmed Khan stepping behind the camera for the first time brought a choreographer's eye to the framing, which usually means the camera moves constantly even when two people are just standing in a Mumbai alley arguing about money or territory. You get these sweeping, crane-down shots that treat a roadside tea stall like it’s the Roman Colosseum, and while the energy is there, the spatial geography gets completely lost five minutes into any conversation. Sohail Khan plays the younger brother with an aggressive, lip-chewing intensity that feels like he studied early Tom Cruise through a very thick piece of glass. He runs through the streets with his jaw clenched so tight you worry about his molars, screaming dialogue that gets swallowed by background traffic noise because the sound design decided ambient sirens were more important than plot delivery. Bollywood movies of this vintage had a real problem with audio mixing where the dialogue track sounded like it was recorded in a completely different room from the actors' actual physical locations. Nobody stops to breathe in the screenplay, which jumps from a kidnapping setup to a family drama involving Sunny Deol's noble elder brother persona without ever figuring out how to connect those two distinct narrative gears.
Deol enters the picture about twenty minutes in and immediately flattens the frame by just standing still while everyone else is vibrating with nervous kinetic energy. He does that familiar thing where his nostrils flare and his voice drops an octave to signal moral outrage, and honestly, it’s comforting in the way a rerun of Ghayal is comforting. You know the beats. He is the righteous anchor who will eventually have to roar at somebody in slow motion while rain pours down on a tin roof. Yet the movie surrounds him with so much noise that his stoicism sometimes reads less like quiet dignity and more like he wandered onto the wrong set during lunch break. Suniel Shetty has the harder job because his character Arjun is supposed to be morally compromised yet sympathetic, shifting alliances between the local syndicate and his own battered sense of family loyalty. He tries to play these scenes with a weary slouch, dragging one shoulder lower than the other as if carrying invisible sacks of grain, but the editing keeps cutting away to close-ups of his boots kicking gravel. It’s like the director didn't trust the quiet moments to hold our attention. Farokh Khondji wasn't behind the camera here, obviously, but whoever was operating the lens had a genuine fetish for shooting through car windshields covered in rain, a visual crutch borrowed straight from mid-nineties thrillers that makes half the second act look like a smeary music video. A.R. Rahman’s soundtrack keeps trying to lift the proceedings out of the mud with these intricate, layered vocal arrangements that deserve a much better movie attached to them, especially the tracks where Hariharan’s voice floats over synthesized tablas that actually sound expensive.
There is an entire subplot involving a kidnapped child that feels less like a narrative driver and more like an excuse to put characters in abandoned warehouses with flickering fluorescent tubes. Hindi films love an abandoned warehouse, preferably one with dripping water pipes and rusted iron beams that echo every gunshot like a firecracker in a tin can. The rhythm of these sequences is completely baffling. Just when a confrontation between Sohail and Shetty starts to generate actual heat, the film cuts away to a comedy track involving Viju Khote or some other veteran character actor shouting about misplaced car keys, completely deflating the tension. It’s uneven in that specific way where you can tell three different producers had notes on the final cut and the editor just gave up trying to make the tones match. The visual grammar swings wildly from gritty urban realism to glossy, saturated dream sequences shot in what looks like a Swiss valley with very green grass and extremely white horses. You get whiplash trying to figure out which universe these people actually inhabit. Is it the harsh underworld of dockworkers and petty extortion, or is it the lush, brightly lit playground of typical mainstream releases from that era? The script can't decide, so it just throws more shouting at the problem until someone throws a punch.
What remains interesting about the whole mess is how nakedly it exposes the fault lines between the older school of action hero and the transitional players who were trying to figure out what masculinity looked like after the century turned. Sunny Deol belongs to an older, more monolithic tradition of righteousness where a man's worth is measured by how hard he can slap a villain without blinking. Sohail Khan and his contemporaries were operating in a post-Rangeela landscape where heroes were supposed to be slightly damaged, emotionally volatile, and prone to wearing sleeveless shirts in broad daylight. Putting them in the same frame creates a strange friction that the director doesn't quite know how to resolve, so he just lets them yell at each other across wide open spaces until the background score drowns them out. The supporting cast drifts in and out of the narrative like ghosts, occasionally remembering a line of exposition before disappearing back into the crowd of extras who are always dramatically sweeping the pavement behind the main actors. It’s a messy, bloated, frequently irritating piece of work that never quite figures out its own pacing, dragging its feet through emotional scenes while rushing through the action beats that everyone bought tickets to see.