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Comedy, Drama

Madgaon Express


Cast: Loanna Aleksandrova, Yash Bhojwani, Alpana Buch
Director: Kunal Kemmu
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Play time: 02:20:00
release Year: 2024

Synopsis:

Ayush, Dushyant, and Prateek are literally screaming in a high-end Goa resort lobby while a drug lord named Mendoza points a massive gun right at their faces because nothing in this chaotic mess ever makes actual sense.






God, let us just back up a second because this entire disaster starts way back in their childhood when they make a ridiculously overly dramatic childhood pact to visit Goa together on the iconic train called the Madgaon Express, and you know how nostalgic bollywood movies always love those annoying childhood flashbacks where kids dream big, but honestly, twenty years later, these three guys are complete losers whose adult lives are falling apart in every single direction imaginable.






Ayush is stuck working a soul-crushing corporate job that he hates with every fiber of his being, Dushyant is an absolute disaster who can't hold down anything stable, and Prateek is just miserable, so they finally ditch their responsibilities and actually book that long-awaited Goa trip on the real Madgaon Express train, hoping for a wild vacation, but everything immediately spirals completely out of control the exact second they step foot into Goa and rent a ridiculously sketchy car that breaks down near a creepy mansion.






And then boom, they somehow end up crashing at this fancy villa belonging to a super wealthy drug dealer without even realizing it, and honestly, the sheer amount of bad luck these guys have is genuinely hilarious, especially when they stumble upon a literal mountain of cocaine just sitting in the living room like it is no big deal at all.






Speaking of the cocaine, I can't even get over this one background extra sitting by the pool wearing the most aggressively ugly neon green tank top with matching yellow shorts that literally burn your retinas, and I spent way too much time staring at this random guy's horrible fashion choices while ignoring actual plot points, because right after that, Kanchan gets kidnapped, drugs get hidden in a golf kit, and the boys accidentally become high-profile cartel targets in the span of thirty seconds.






Right around the middle of all this absolute panic and screaming, the movie abruptly slams the breaks for a completely random, wildly unnecessary song and dance sequence on the beach where everyone is shaking it in bright clothes, and honestly, why do hindi films always drop a party track when characters are literally running for their lives from armed gangsters?






That brings us straight to the insane interval block where Ayush, Dushyant, and Prateek are cornered in a bathroom while Mendoza is outside bashing the door down with a sledgehammer, and you're just sitting there eating popcorn wondering how on earth these three total idiots are going to survive the second half without getting completely obliterated.






Stuff happens so fast after the break that it is honestly exhausting to keep track of, because loanna aleksandrova, yash bhojwani, and alpana buch pop up in various chaotic supporting roles as cops, mobsters, and angry moms, while the boys constantly switch hiding spots, lose their pants, and accidentally frame themselves for international drug smuggling.






Honestly, you'll find yourself wondering how modern hindi movies manage to squeeze so many subplots, mistaken identities, and slapstick comedy routines into one single chaotic narrative without completely derailing, but Kunal Kemmu's directorial debut just keeps leaning harder into the pure cartoonish absurdity of it all.






Things get even more ridiculous when a suitcase full of fake money gets swapped with real cartel cash, cops chase them through a local fish market, and someone yells out, "We are dead men!" right before they jump off a balcony into a moving truck full of hay.






By the time the climax rolls around, everyone is gathered at the train station trying to escape Goa on the exact same train they took to get there, and Mendoza is holding them at gunpoint on the platform while a bunch of police officers arrive out of nowhere to start a massive, chaotic brawl involving flying luggage and spilled coffee cups.






The cops tackle Mendoza to the ground while the three guys collapse into the train seats, completely exhausted, bruised, and laughing hysterically as the engine blows its whistle and pulls away from the station.


Movie Review:

There is a specific kind of breathless, over-caffeinated editing in contemporary Hindi movies that usually makes me want to slide right down out of my theatre seat and sleep on the sticky carpet, but Kunal Kemmu’s directorial debut somehow manages to avoid that exact flavor of headache-inducing chaos for at least the first hour. It opens with an argument about a train ticket that has been torn in half, or nearly torn in half, and the camera lingers on the crinkled cardboard with an intensity that suggests we are looking at the Dead Sea Scrolls instead of a piece of paper that cost fifty rupees. If I'm honest, that opening shot is a bit much, but it establishes a frantic baseline that the script actually manages to sustain through sheer brute force and a cast of actors who look like they are genuinely terrified of getting fired if they drop the energy level for even two seconds.

The plot follows a trio of childhood friends who finally make good on their perpetually postponed college plan to visit Goa, only to wake up the morning after their arrival with terrible hangovers, a missing car, a bag full of cocaine, and a dangerous local don who wants his merchandise back yesterday. It is a setup borrowed directly from the playbook of The Hangover, complete with the morning-after amnesia and the escalating series of catastrophic misunderstandings, but the screenplay is loose enough to let the actors actually breathe between the gags instead of rushing headlong into every punchline with a neon sign pointing at it. Yash Bhojwani anchors the chaos with a weary, wide-eyed exhaustion that makes you feel every minute of his character's escalating panic, while the supporting players circle him like a swarm of particularly aggressive wasps. There is a relentless momentum to the way the scenes are stitched together, dodging the usual narrative dead weight that sinks most comedies coming out of Bollywood these days, though it does occasionally rely on characters shouting their dialogue at top volume simply because the director couldn't figure out a quieter way to transition from a car chase to a hotel room argument.

What keeps the film from dissolving completely into a mess of loud noises and bright colors is the casting of Loanna Aleksandrova, who brings an entirely different rhythm to her scenes that throws everyone else delightfully off balance. She doesn't play her role with the typical wink at the audience that usually plagues commercial cinema; instead, she treats every absurd development with the grim, humorless determination of someone who has missed her connecting flight and is taking it out on the universe. When she shares a frame with Alpana Buch—who is doing phenomenal work as a mother whose tolerance for her son's idiocy has worn completely down to the nub—the film genuinely sparks to life, trading the frat-boy energy for a sharper, older kind of comedy that relies on sheer generational exhaustion. Buch has this one reaction shot where she just stares at a bloodstained suitcase with her arms folded across her chest, and it's a small thing but it bugged me that the editor cut away from her face about three frames too early to chase after another pointless gag with the male leads. It’s a recurring annoyance, this inability to let a good deadpan moment marinate for just a second longer, because the movie is at its absolute best when it slows down enough to let the actors look profoundly stupid without having to explain the joke immediately afterwards.

Visually, the film looks like a neon-soaked fever dream shot through a Instagram filter that someone left turned up to maximum saturation, which fits the hedonistic vacation vibe even if it hurts the retinas after forty minutes of continuous exposure. The cinematography by Sameer Arya leans heavily into greens and purples, casting the beach shacks and dingy motel rooms in a perpetual twilight that feels less like actual Goa and more like a set built on a soundstage in suburban Mumbai. It's loud, garish, and occasionally clumsy, especially during the action sequences where the camera shakes so violently that you can barely tell which guy is getting hit with the ceramic flowerpot. Yet there is an undeniable kinetic thrill to the way the frame is packed with background action, keeping your eyes darting around the corners of the screen to catch extra bits of visual business that the director didn't bother to draw attention to with a close-up. The soundtrack, meanwhile, does heavy lifting it was never really qualified to do, relying on thump-heavy basslines that roll over the dialogue like a freight train, and I swear to god the exact same brass-heavy chase cue repeated itself four separate times during the second act.

Beneath the cocaine bags and the shouting matches on crowded beaches, there is an underlying current about the strange, enduring grief of childhood friendships that have outlived their natural expiration date, though the script rarely has the patience to sit with that idea for more than a minute before someone gets hit in the groin with a golf club. These three guys have nothing in common anymore aside from the fact that they hated the same math teacher twelve years ago, and the movie occasionally hints at the sad reality of men who refuse to age out of their adolescent fantasies. That dynamic reminds me a lot of Delhi Belly, that rare Hindi film that actually understood how to make juvenile humor feel dangerous rather than sanitized for family audiences, though this movie lacks the earlier film's vicious nihilism and replaces it with a surprisingly sweet-natured camaraderie that almost feels like a betrayal of the genre's cynical roots. You can feel the screenwriters pulling their punches every time the situation gets dark enough to require actual stakes, resolving potential tragedies with a silly misunderstanding or a convenient fainting spell just so nobody has to face any real consequences for their actions.

By the time the third act rolls around with its obligatory rooftop showdown and frantic suitcase exchanges, the narrative machinery is creaking so loudly that you can practically hear the screenwriters sweating behind the monitors. Characters appear and disappear based entirely on convenience, logic takes a permanent vacation to the nearest beach resort, and the editing becomes a chaotic blur of reaction shots and door slams. Yet it is hard to stay genuinely angry at a movie that is working this hard to keep you entertained, even when its jokes fall flat or its visual style gives you a mild migraine. Aleksandrova and Buch walk away with the picture simply by refusing to match the frantic desperation of the boys around them, proving that sometimes the best way to handle a comedy about total idiots is to act like you are the only sane person trapped in an asylum. It is messy, it is loud, and it stays about fifteen minutes past the point where it should have wrapped up its loose ends, but it has enough crude charm to justify the ticket price.

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