Bombay Velvet
Synopsis:
So Johnny Balraj is literally standing there in the middle of this absolute carnage covered in blood and sweat and holding a smoking gun while the jazz club is literally burning down around him and Anushka Sharma is screaming her lungs out, which is wild because to understand why they're crying in a burning jazz club, we gotta go back to the start when everyone said bollywood could never do a dark gritty period crime drama with real production design.
Back in the beginning of Bombay Velvet, Ranbir Kapoor is just a total nobody in Bombay during the sixties, living on the streets with his loyal buddy Chimoo, and they are constantly dreaming about becoming big shots who own their own fancy club, and they survive by taking on petty street brawls and occasionally getting beaten up in alleyways. The cinematography has this weird yellowish filter over everything, and there is this one random background extra wearing a lime green suit with a polka dot tie who walks past the camera three separate times during a street fight scene, and honestly, that guy's commitment to walking with a slight limp while carrying a wooden crate is the real highlight of the first twenty minutes.
Anyway, Johnny falls hopelessly in love with Rosie, this stunning aspiring singer played by Anushka Sharma, who has a mysterious past and a habit of smoking cigarettes in slow motion while singing sad jazz tunes that somehow get jammed right into the middle of serious mob meetings, because obviously hindi movies just love throwing a random musical number into a tense situation. Rosie gets hired to sing at the newly opened Bombay Velvet club, which is owned and operated by a ruthless media mogul named Kaizad Khambatta, played by Karan Johar in his big acting debut where he wears incredibly sharp velvet suits and scowls menacingly at everyone.
Khambatta is secretly using Johnny as a muscle man to take care of his dirty work, and Siddharth Basu shows up as a corrupt capitalist named Jimmy Jamshedji who is trying to buy up all the land in Bombay to build a massive reclamation project, and all these rich guys are constantly plotting against each other in smoke-filled rooms while Johnny thinks he's finally made it to the big leagues. The interval block hits right when Johnny and Rosie consummate their romance in a dimly lit apartment, and then boom, the intermission sign flashes on screen right as a major betrayal is about to go down, which is the most classic bollywood trope of all time.
Right after that, things get super messy because Khambatta turns out to be a total creep who blackmails Rosie and tries to manipulate Johnny into taking the fall for a massive financial scam, and Johnny gets played so hard that he doesn't even realize his entire life is crumbling until he's standing in front of a safe full of counterfeit money. So then Johnny goes completely off the rails and decides to take revenge on everyone who wronged him, storming into Khambatta's office and getting into this brutal, bloody brawl that ends with Khambatta dying a very dramatic death, and the violence escalates so fast that you can barely keep track of who is shooting at whom.
The police are closing in from every direction, and Chimoo gets killed in the crossfire, leaving Johnny completely broken and bleeding out inside the burning ruins of the club he worked his entire life to build. Rosie tries to drag Johnny out to safety, but he refuses to leave, whispering his final tragic lines about how they were never meant to rule the city, and then he just collapses on the floor as the sirens wail outside.
Karan Johar wears these tiny round spectacles in the middle of Bombay Velvet that keep slipping down his nose every single time he has to look menacing across a mahogany desk, which is most of the movie, and if I am honest that specific wardrobe malfunction distracted me more than the shifting accents of the background mobsters. Let's talk about the ambition of Anurag Kashyap's 1965 period crime drama for a second without pretending it didn't cost three lifetimes of goodwill from investors who probably expected something that moved faster than a vintage Studebaker stuck in monsoon mud. Hindi films rarely attempt this kind of sprawling, soot-stained pastiche of American noir filtered through the lens of local studio histories and real estate booms, mostly because the audience has a habit of rejecting anything that smells faintly of homework. You watch Johnny Balraj claw his way out of the gutter with nothing but bruised knuckles and a dream of owning the biggest jazz club in town, and you realize the director is aiming for the bruised romanticism of Once Upon a Time in America rather than the usual whistle-heavy hero worship that keeps multiplexes afloat on festival weekends.
The script adapts Gyan Prakash's Mumbai Fables by way of James Ellroy, but the gears grind loudly whenever the plot has to stop for characters to explain their motivations over warm whiskey and cigarettes dipped in gold leaf. Ranbir Kapoor plays Johnny with his jaw permanently clenched like he is trying to crack a walnut between his back molars, bringing a twitchy, feral desperation to a role that requires him to transition from street-brawler to tuxedo-wearing kingpin who still doesn't quite know which fork to use at a dinner party. It is not his fault that the narrative loses its footing somewhere in the middle hour when the romance with Anushka Sharma's jazz singer Rosie takes over the steering wheel and drives the whole vehicle straight into a swamp of melodramatic staring contests. Sharma does what she can with a character written mostly as an excuse to wear stunning vintage gowns and stare mournfully into the middle distance while smoke curls around her eyelashes, though her singing voice is dubbed by a playback artist in a way that never quite syncs up with the physical shape of her jaw.
Rajeev Ravi turns the cinematography into a masterclass of amber shadows and smoke-choked neon, capturing a fictionalized Bombay that feels tactile and greasy and entirely constructed out of soundstages and digital matte paintings that occasionally show their seams during wide shots. Every single frame is stuffed with period detail, from the Bakelite telephones to the hair gel that must have required an industrial solvent to wash out at the end of a fourteen-hour shoot. Amit Trivedi's soundtrack does heavy lifting to keep the energy from flatlining during the long stretches where nobody is actually saying anything important, leaning hard into smoky lounge jazz and big band arrangements that feel both authentic to the era and strangely modern in their mixing. There is a recurring trumpet motif that shows up every time Johnny looks at Rosie across a crowded room, and by the fourth time it played during a dialogue-free montage of them walking on a beach, I started silently praying for someone to just smash the instrument.
The supporting cast features Siddhartha Basu as a gravel-voiced newspaper editor who seems to be operating in an entirely different movie, one where people speak in crisp British-accented paragraphs instead of muttering threats in smoke-filled hotel rooms. His scenes with Johar's villainous Kaizad Khambatta provide the only genuine friction in a second half that otherwise limps along on the sheer momentum of its own production design. Whenever Johar is on screen, the movie pulses with a peculiar, decadent energy, his character draped in silk robes and velvet chairs, petting Persian cats while orchestrating the violent expansion of the city's nightlife with the mild annoyance of a man planning a dinner party menu. He doesn't have the traditional tough-guy swagger of a standard Bollywood villain, but his cold, dismissive glares carry more weight than half the fistfights staged in the alleyways outside.
Kashyap directs with a kinetic, restless camera that loves long tracking shots through crowded restaurants and smoky jazz clubs, though he sometimes forgets that style needs substance to anchor it when the plot mechanics start rattling loose. The pacing during the opening forty minutes is breathless, rushing through Johnny and his partner Chiman's rise from small-time thugs to wealthy nightclub owners with a breathless glee that makes you forgive the occasional clunky exposition dump. But then the narrative hits a wall of its own making as the political conspiracy involving land grabs and corrupt politicians kicks into gear, turning what should have been a dirty little gangster picture into an overstuffed history lesson about how modern metropolises are built on blood and real estate deals. It is a very long film that somehow feels both rushed in its character development and sluggish in its plotting, a peculiar magic trick achieved by spending twenty minutes on a musical number while rushing past the murder of a major supporting player.
The thematic heart of the project beats around the idea that cities devour the people who build them, spitting out broken bones and tarnished dreams once the concrete has set and the rich folks move into the penthouses. Johnny Balraj wants to belong to a world that will never accept a boy from the slums, no matter how many velvet-lined clubs he owns or how many tailored suits he buys from the best tailor in Colaba. This tragic inevitability hangs over every scene like the smog over the harbor, yet the film struggles to make us care about the tragedy because the central romance is built on lingering glances rather than actual chemistry between the two leads. When the inevitable bloodbath arrives in the finale, it feels less like a Greek tragedy and more like a messy cleanup operation.
The critical consensus at the time treated the box office failure as some sort of moral victory for art against commerce, which missed the point of why audiences simply shrugged and walked away from the ticket counters on opening Friday. It is a deeply flawed, frustratingly uneven artifact that swings for the fences and misses so wildly that it hits the parking lot, but there is something strangely admirable about its refusal to play it safe for the family crowds who usually drive domestic box office returns for Hindi movies. You can see the ambition bleeding out of every frame, even when the editing room floor looks like it was knee-deep in excised plot points and abandoned character arcs that might have made sense of the third act.
Johar's performance remains the thing people will talk about decades from now when the rest of the production is a footnote in film school syllabi, largely because he brings an icy, aristocratic amusement to proceedings that desperately need a pulse. As the credits finally roll over a brassy reprise of the title track, you are left wondering what might have happened if someone had just taken a red pen to the script and cut out forty minutes of brooding silence.