I
Synopsis:
Picture Vikram walking into a creepy abandoned warehouse with yellow contact lenses and his entire body covered in weeping, green chemical burns while holding a massive wooden club and looking like something straight out of a nightmare, and you are staring right at the absolute peak of high-concept cinema that Tamil and Hindi films love to throw at us.
The funny thing is that before he turns into this hunchbacked swamp creature, he is Lingesan, a totally regular gym boy from a working-class neighborhood who is obsessed with bodybuilding and worships a super famous supermodel named Diya played by Amy Jackson, and honestly, the sheer amount of hair gel and shiny silver pants he wears during his opening slow-motion walk into the gym is enough to blind a person.
So then Lingesan somehow gets cast as Diya's leading man in a major commercial because the original model walked out and she personally picked this random gym trainer to star opposite her in a high-fashion music video shot in China, and they go all the way to Beijing and dance around in crazy neon outfits among giant metallic sculptures.
Anyway, they shoot the song and it is honestly so long and chaotic with random wardrobe changes that you forget they are supposed to be making a perfume ad, and then they come back home to India where everyone is suddenly famous and Lingesan changes his name to Lee and becomes this massive reigning superstar of the fashion world.
Right after that, you hit the interval block which is an absolute classic of bollywood movies structure where everything is going great and Lee and Diya are finally falling in love and admitting their feelings, and then BAM, the lights come up and you are left sitting there wondering how on earth the second half is going to top this sheer level of shiny clothing.
The second half starts and it is a total horror show because all the people who were jealous of Lee get together and decide to completely ruin his life by injecting him with a slow-acting genetic virus that turns his skin black, makes his hair fall out in clumps, deforms his spine, and completely melts his facial features into a melted-candle disaster.
The villains who pull this off include Upen Patel as an arrogant rival model who is bitter that Lee stole all his contracts, Suresh Gopi as a shady doctor with a creepy obsession, and Santhanam as Lee's loyal comic-relief friend who tries to help him figure out what the heck is happening to his body.
Lee realizes he is mutating into a monster and tries to hide from the world in an abandoned railway yard while everyone thinks he ran away or died, and Diya is completely heartbroken because she has no idea her beloved Lee is actually the horribly disfigured mutant living in the shadows who keeps saving her life from a distance.
They have this one specific scene where Lee is hiding behind a rusted shipping container wearing a filthy burlap sack over his head just so he can watch Diya cry into her phone, and the way the camera lingers on a single chipped blue teacup on a nearby crate for a full forty seconds is just wild pacing.
So Lee finally figures out a way to get revenge on all the guys who ruined him using a crazy mix of traditional martial arts, sheer brute strength, and specialized radioactive ointments, and he starts hunting down the villains one by one in the most bizarrely creative action sequences ever put into a movie.
He terrorizes Upen Patel in a high-end gym, tricks the wicked doctor, and wages a total psychological war against the conspiracy that tried to erase him from existence, proving that you never mess with a gym trainer who knows his way around stunt wires.
After all the bad guys are thoroughly defeated and the truth comes out about the genetic poison, Diya discovers the real monster who saved her isn't some glamorous cover model anymore, but poor deformed Lingesan waiting patiently in the shadows of the warehouse.
They have this massive emotional breakdown where she cries tears of absolute despair into his heavily bandaged chest while he pushes her away because he doesn't want her to look at his ruined face.
He finds a secluded mountain shack to live out his remaining days away from society, growing old and weak while watching old photo albums of the days when he was a handsome superstar.
Diya tracks him down to the remote cabin anyway, refusing to leave his side, and she sits right next to him on the wooden porch holding his scarred, trembling hand as the camera slowly fades out to black.
There is a specific kind of physical distress reserved for watching a leading man swallow live goldfish on screen, and if I'm honest, Shankar’s "I" delivers that exact feeling within its first forty-five minutes with a commitment that borders on alarming. Vikram didn't just lose weight for the role of Lingesan, a state-level bodybuilder turned deformed outcast; he apparently dissolved his muscle mass down to skin and structural bone while the cameras rolled in China, sweating under heavy prosthetics that took seven hours to apply every morning. We are so used to seeing stars in Hindi films wear a bit of soot on their cheek or slouch slightly to indicate hardship that watching an actual human actor transform into an unrecognizable, hunchbacked creature with weeping skin lesions feels jarringly intense.
Shankar has always operated on a scale that makes standard blockbusters look like student films, but his screenplay here feels stitched together from three different genres that refuse to hold hands. Lingesan starts as a gym rat obsessed with an elite model named Diya played by Amy Jackson, who has the striking visual presence of a porcelain doll combined with line deliveries that occasionally land with the emotional resonance of a reading from a phone manual. The narrative shifts abruptly from a standard-issue underdog romance into a high-gloss fashion industry satire before violently careening into a revenge thriller involving a deformed vigilante who hunts down his tormentors using various bizarre methods, including a swarm of genetically altered bees. It’s a lot to process, mostly because the transition points between these tonal gears are non-existent, leaving the audience to violently jerk forward every time the plot remembers it has a new grievance to air.
Vikram carries this unwieldy machine entirely on his emaciated shoulders, managing to make both the vain, slick-haired hunk of the first act and the tragic, slurring hunchback of the third act feel like the same desperate soul. When he breaks down weeping in front of a mirror after seeing his ruined face for the first time, the scene works despite the melodramatic trap doors Shankar leaves open all around him. Upen Patel plays the primary antagonist with the blank-eyed villainy of someone who wandered off a runway and accidentally stumbled onto a set where people were throwing real punches. His dubbing is slightly out of sync in a couple of crucial confrontation scenes, and it’s a small thing, but it bugged me every time his mouth kept moving two frames after the audio track had already decided to stop.
P.C. Sreeram’s cinematography refuses to let you look away from the excess, painting the Shanghai sequences with a neon-drenched gloss that makes every commercial shoot look like an expensive music video. Then, the visual palette curdles into something greasy and claustrophobic once the revenge plot kicks in, matching Lingesan’s internal decay with rotting greens and bruised purples. A.R. Rahman’s soundtrack features tracks that blare through the speakers with aggressive percussion, though the song placement often arrives with the subtlety of a brick through a stained-glass window, halting the narrative momentum just as the movie was starting to gather some real speed. You get massive dance numbers featuring hundreds of extras in elaborate tribal gear, and then ten minutes later, the film plunges into a grimy alleyway where someone is getting their spine adjusted by an angry hunchback.
The underlying themes about the tyranny of physical perfection and the superficial cruelty of the fashion world feel genuinely angry, even if Shankar can't resist undercutting his own points with cheap slapstick involving Santhanam playing the mandatory sidekick whose main job is to make fun of people with physical differences. It creates a strange cognitive dissonance where the movie condemns society for mocking disability while simultaneously using said disability as a punchline during the comic relief segments. This tonal schizophrenia reminds me of Kamal Haasan’s "Indian," where heavy social commentary and cartoonish brutality share the exact same frame without ever quite figuring out how to speak to each other. You sit there watching a man with severe hunchback posture weep over a billboard, and five minutes earlier, he was throwing a villain into a vat of industrial hair removal cream.
By the time the sprawling runtime stumbles toward its bloated conclusion, the exhaustion in the auditorium matches the exhaustion on Vikram’s face. The villains are dispatched with increasingly elaborate cruelty, and Diya finally understands the depth of the tragedy that befell the man who loved her before she was famous, though the emotional payoff is drowned out by yet another explosion of CGI bees and tumbling scaffolding. It isn't a tight thriller, and it certainly isn't a disciplined drama, preferring instead to throw every single idea, costume, and prosthetic limb it can afford against the wall until something sticks. Lingesan’s final fate isn't heroic or tragic in any traditional sense, leaving him to wander off into the distance like a ghost from a different, better movie that got lost inside this one.