Calendar Girls
Synopsis:
So Sharon Pinto is totally losing her mind in a hotel bathroom, staring into the mirror while mascara runs down her face, and honestly, if you've seen enough bollywood movies, you already know things are about to get real messy for these girls. But to understand why she's having a full existential crisis in a bathtub, we gotta go back to the start when everyone was just bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in their respective hometowns.
Madhur Bhandarkar decided to make Calendar Girls because he loves exposing the dark side of glamorous industries, and this particular flick follows five ambitious models played by Kyra Dutt, Ruhi Singh, Avani Modi, Satarupa Pyne, and Akansha Puri. They all get handpicked by a billionaire businessman and his cunning PR maven, played brilliantly by Mita Vashisht with this one specific blue blazer that honestly had way too many gold buttons and deserved its own award.
Anyway, Mayank Sharma is the billionaire dude who runs the whole calendar operation, and he brings these girls to Mumbai where they instantly get sucked into the crazy, chaotic world of high-society glamour. Sharon is the ambitious one from Goa, Mayuri Chauhan is this wild-child aspiring actress from Hyderabad who won't stop talking about making it big, Paroma Ghosh is the traditional Bengali beauty, Nazneen Malik is a sweet girl from Pakistan struggling with identity, and Ahana Mukherjee is from Delhi and she's just trying to secure the bag by dating rich guys.
The girls are living in this massive, fancy penthouse together, and they spend half their time posing in bikinis for photoshoots while trading gossip and eating salads, which brings us right to that random item song where they dance around a pool for no actual narrative reason whatsoever. It just halts the whole drama dead in its tracks for four minutes of synchronized swimming choreography before thrusting us straight back into the harsh realities of the modeling mafia.
Right after that song, the interval block hits us like a truck when the girls realize the calendar isn't just a harmless modeling gig, but rather a VIP catalog for rich tycoons and shady politicians who want to buy their company.
The second half gets dark real fast, because Mayuri starts sleeping with a sleazy cricket team owner just to land movie roles, and then she gets mixed up in a huge match-fixing scandal that completely destroys her career overnight. She gets dragged into police stations while wearing the most tragic sunglasses you've ever seen on a leading lady.
Paroma tries to keep her marriage afloat with her husband, played by Rohit Roy, but he gets insanely insecure and starts beating her up because she's too famous, shouting things like your face is on every billboard in the city.
Nazneen faces endless harassment from jingoistic media outlets and creepy stalkers because of her nationality, and poor Ahana ends up tied to a shady underworld don who treats her like a trophy wife before dumping her on the side of a highway.
Sharon tries to stand up to the powerful men running the show, but Suhel Seth’s character essentially blacklists her from every major fashion event in the country, leaving her broke and alone in that same hotel bathroom we talked about in the beginning.
The movie doesn't bother giving us a happy song or a neat resolution to tie everything together nicely, because Hindi films like this prefer to leave their characters completely broken by the relentless machinery of fame.
Sharon packs her cheap suitcases, walks out of her luxurious Mumbai high-rise into the blinding monsoon rain, hails a battered black-and-yellow taxi, and disappears into the gridlocked traffic.
That one specific montage where the calendar shoots are intercut with high-speed highway driving looks like it was edited by someone whose license just got suspended. It's a small thing but it bugged me from the very first reel because Madhur Bhandarkar usually has a sharper eye for pacing than this. We are back in the familiar, neon-lit trenches of ambition and exploitation, a territory he mapped out years ago with "Page 3" and never quite stopped digging.
This time the focus shifts to five fresh faces arriving in Mumbai with dreams of landing the ultimate swimsuit gig that launches a thousand magazine covers. Kyra Dutt, Ruhi Singh, Avani Modi, Satarupa Pyne, and Akansha Puri play these hopefuls who soon discover that the glamorous exterior hides a brutal meat grinder of compromises, blackmail, and predatory power players. They come from different corners of the country, each carrying some baggage or financial desperation, and the script doesn't waste much time establishing their baseline vulnerabilities before pushing them straight into the deep end. The direction relies heavily on voiceover narration to connect the dots when the narrative gets too loose, which happens frequently once the girls scatter into their respective career paths.
Screenplay duties are shared with Anuradha Tiwari, and they attempt to track the parallel trajectories of these aspiring models without letting any single character completely dominate the runtime. Some get bogged down in predictable melodrama involving seedy businessmen and broken families while others find themselves navigating the murky waters of high-society escorts disguised as VIP party guests. It is not exactly subtle, and if you have seen any number of modern Hindi movies dealing with the dark side of glitz and glamour, you will spot every narrative beat coming from a mile away. There is an unmistakable cynicism running through the whole enterprise that sometimes feels earned and sometimes feels like an excuse to linger on skin for just a beat too long under the guise of social critique.
The lead performances carry the burden of making these cliches feel lived-in, and the results are predictably mixed. Ruhi Singh brings a genuine, grounded desperation to her role that makes her choices slightly more believable than the script deserves, while Kyra Dutt handles the physical demands of the modeling sequences with total confidence. The supporting players like Rohit Roy and Suhel Seth glide through their scenes with practiced ease, playing various iterations of powerful men who view these women as disposable commodities. Mita Vashisht pops up as a hard-nosed agency head who has seen it all and cares about very little outside her commission, delivering her lines with a dry, world-weary snap that cuts right through the louder histrionics happening around her.
Visually, the film leans hard into glossy television commercial aesthetics, with bright primary colors dominating the frame during the party scenes and desaturated blues taking over whenever reality comes crashing down. The camera operator seems entirely obsessed with low-angle tracking shots that follow the actresses down hotel corridors or into boardrooms, a stylistic tic that gets repetitive by the hour mark. The soundtrack features a few club tracks that tend to recur at the exact same volume during every single nightlife sequence, becoming a minor auditory nuisance whenever the dialogue tries to carry some genuine dramatic weight. It's a loud movie that rarely trusts the audience to feel anything without a heavy orchestral sting telling us when to pay attention.
What keeps it somewhat watchable is the raw energy the newcomers bring to the screen, even when they are forced to spout dialogue that sounds like it was ripped from an aggressive tabloid headline. Bollywood movies have always had a weird relationship with the concept of fame, alternating between wide-eyed worship and heavy-handed moral panic, and this film sits right in that messy middle. It wants to expose the system while also giving you a front-row seat to the very spectacles it pretends to condemn, creating a strange tonal split that never quite heals itself. The compromises these women make are presented with a blunt force that leaves very little room for psychological nuance, preferring instead to hit the panic button every time the plot threatens to slow down.
There are moments where the sheer exhaustion of trying to survive in a city that eats its young registers with surprising clarity, mostly when the ensemble is allowed to just sit in a room together and argue about money instead of posing for another flashbulb. Those are the scenes where the director's documentary-style roots peek through the glossy veneer of the modeling shoots, reminding you that he knows how institutions grind people down. But then someone walks in with a champagne flute and a sinister smile, and the whole thing slides right back into predictable territory. You walk out of the theater feeling like you've just spent two hours reading through an old stack of gossip magazines found at a dentist's office, slightly sticky and wondering why you bothered.