Chhichhore
Synopsis:
Varun Sharma is desperately trying to convince a bunch of unimpressed doctors that a kid who just jumped off a balcony can somehow survive by looking at a stupid collage board, and honestly, the sheer panic in his eyes is wild.
Let's back up because Chhichhore actually starts with Sushant Singh Rajput playing an older, divorced guy named Anirudh who's stressing out over his son Raghav failing entrance exams and trying to end it all.
Raghav is lying in a hospital bed hooked up to machines while Shraddha Kapoor plays Maya, the stressed-out ex-wife who just wants her kid to wake up.
Anirudh realizes the kid gave up because he thought being a loser in college meant you're a loser for life, so he rounds up his old college buddies to prove a point about how they were total failures too.
And then boom, we flash back to the nineties in this grimy hostel where Anirudh arrives as a fresher and meets Sexa played by Varun Sharma, a guy whose entire personality revolves around being incredibly horny and wearing the most hideous, eye-searing orange sweater with yellow stripes that honestly deserves its own Oscar for how distracting it is in every single scene.
They end up in H3, the losers' hostel wing, along with Derek played by Tahir Raj Bhasin who is basically the campus chain-smoking smoking rebel king, plus Acid, Mummy, and Bevda who's always hammered on cheap booze.
They are branded as losers right away by the elite sports kids in H4, and the rivalry kicks off with this massive annual inter-hostel sports fest where H3 keeps getting humiliated in every single event.
Seriously, they lose at everything, and the sports commentary is so loud and chaotic.
Right before the interval point, there's this totally random song sequence where they're all dancing in the rain and painting their hostel walls, which is pretty standard for bollywood movies of this era, but it hits right in the middle of a brutal volleyball match where they're losing 15 to nothing.
After the break, Derek takes charge and turns these absolute couch potatoes into a lean, mean sports machine through brutal training montages that feature too many pull-ups and terrible nineties haircuts.
They start winning games against the arrogant H4 captain Raggie, and the campus gets completely obsessed with the underdog sweep.
Years pass in the flash-forward setup at the hospital, where the adult versions of these guys show up looking slightly older and way more tired, arguing loudly in hospital corridors while eating smuggled samosas and trying to lie to Raghav about how awful their adult lives turned out.
Acid is a cynical real estate guy, Sexa is still making gross jokes, Mummy is stressed out by his mom, and Derek is running a sports academy.
They construct this massive scrapbook of their college glory days, complete with blurry polaroids and embarrassing stories about how they lost the championship match by a single point because Bevda tripped over his own feet, but they still won everyone's hearts anyway.
They try to convince Raghav that losing is a vital part of living, because loser is a tag you shouldn't let define your soul, and hindi films love a good emotional monologue about mental health wrapped up in nostalgia.
Raghav's heart monitor finally stabilizes and he opens his eyes, realizing he doesn't need to top any merit list to make his parents proud.
Anirudh and Maya hug him tightly while the rest of the gang cheers in the hospital hallway, and then the movie cuts straight to a sunlit graduation ceremony years later where Raghav is laughing with his friends on campus.
The sound design on the hostel mess hall sequence in Chhichhore gets weirdly tinny every time someone drops a steel plate, which shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but after the fourth time you start noticing the foley artist was just having a rough afternoon. It is a small thing, but it bugged me, especially when the movie is trying so hard to convince you you are sitting in a concrete-and-pigeon-shit dormitory in Roorkee circa 1992 rather than a shiny Bombay sound stage with excellent air conditioning. Nitesh Tiwari directs with his sleeves rolled up and his tie in his pocket, which works well enough when he is dealing with the kinetic, sweaty panic of undergraduate life, but his hand gets heavy whenever the calendar flips forward twenty-five years to the middle-aged reunion scenes where everyone is wearing unfortunate grey wigs and talking in hushed, reverent whispers about corporate jobs and estranged children. Hindi films have historically struggled with aging up their pretty people, and the makeup department here treats facial hair like an afterthought glued on with spirit gum five minutes before action is called.
The screenplay cuts back and forth between past and present like an anxious shuttlecock, sometimes abandoning a dramatic beat in the hostel just as it starts to breathe because we need to check in on Sushant Singh Rajput looking tired over a laptop in a glass-walled Mumbai apartment. That framing device—a suicidal teenager forcing his divorced parents to dredge up their own unremarkable college failures to teach him a lesson about resilience—feels less like a natural narrative engine and more like a scaffolding erected in broad daylight just to hold up the nostalgic set-pieces. If I'm honest, the framing story almost derails the whole enterprise because the kid in the hospital bed has the charisma of a wet paper towel, leaving all the heavy lifting to the flashback crew who have to inject enough synthetic adrenaline into the runtime to keep us from checking our watches. The dialogue in those campus segments has a greasy, lived-in cadence that saves the picture from its own structural messiness, leaning heavily on regional slang and casual cruelty that actually sounds like how twenty-year-olds talk when nobody's mother is listening.
Sushant Singh Rajput anchors the entire apparatus with an easy, unforced gravity that makes you mourn what else he might have done if things had broken differently for him, playing Aniruddh with a slouchy confidence that hardens into genuine desperation by the time the ragtag H-Four hostel team has to face the reigning athletic champions on the volleyball court. He doesn't play the hero as some infallible golden boy; he plays him as a slightly insecure guy who figured out how to use his mouth to cover up his mediocre grades, and that modesty keeps the character grounded even when the script starts asking him to deliver speeches about how losing is actually more important than winning. Opposite him, Shraddha Kapoor gets saddled with the thankless role of Maya, the girl who is somehow smart, gorgeous, and emotionally available without ever getting a distinct interior life beyond being the cool chick who plays sports and tolerates a bunch of obnoxious men. She handles the thin material with a kind of polite professionalism that feels distinct from the unhinged, high-energy sweating of her male co-stars.
Varun Sharma steals nearly every frame he inhabits as Sexa, a character whose entire personality revolves around locker-room bravado and a desperate, pathetic quest to lose his virginity before graduation, which could have easily devolved into unwatchable caricature if Sharma didn't play him with such absolute, unfiltered sincerity. When he delivers a monologue about his absolute terror of being labeled a loser for the rest of his natural life, the comedy drops away and you realize why the movie works despite its clunky machinery—it taps into that specific, stomach-churning Indian middle-class panic of falling behind the pack before the race has even properly started. The supporting ensemble fills out the background with enough distinct ticks and regional inflections to resemble a real college dorm rather than a casting director's mood board, though I could have lived without the running gag involving the deafening snoring of a character named Acid.
Amalendu Chaudhari’s cinematography loves the color yellow, smearing afternoon sunlight across dusty hallways and rusted bicycle racks until the whole campus looks like it was dipped in old Polaroid emulsion, which is a bit much sometimes, but it gets the job done. The music, supervised by Pritam, hits the nostalgia buttons with the subtlety of a brick through a stained-glass window, recycling upbeat acoustic rhythms every time someone throws a beer bottle or runs down a corridor in slow motion. It is the kind of soundtrack you forget the second you walk out of the theater into the parking lot, functional pop-rock designed to paper over the gaps where character development should have gone.
The thematic architecture of the film borrows heavily from 3 Idiots without quite matching the anarchic, institutional critique of Rajkumar Hirani’s landmark comedy, choosing instead to offer a gentler, more therapeutic massage for anyone who peaked at age twenty-one and has spent the subsequent decades wondering where the magic went. It wants to tell us that failure isn't fatal, which is a fine message to beam into the multiplexes across the country where parents and kids are locked in a silent, mutually destructive war over entrance exam percentages, even if the delivery mechanism feels a bit like a self-help seminar disguised as a sports movie. The climax involves an inter-hostel championship that defies every law of physics, sports medicine, and basic logic, yet the editing is so aggressively choppy and joyous that you go along with it anyway, swallowing the absurd premise because you want to see the nerds beat the jocks one more time before the credits roll. There is no grand artistic vision at play here, nor does the film attempt to reinvent the wheel of Hindi cinema; it simply delivers a specific emotional product to an audience that is more than happy to buy it.